“I can’t bear anything to touch it. I can’t even wear clothes. It’s a nightmare.”
This did not go to plan at all.
Everybody needs good neighbours.
What a comeback.
Ladylike behaviour, Glasgow style.
Get a sausage roll delivered to your door.
What's your favourite Keanu Reeves movie?
Make sure you use clean needles.
It’s fair to say that people can get a bit rowdy when they’re heading on holiday after they’ve had a few drinks...
It's flying off the shelves.
We all know that Scottish people love Buckfast and love getting absolutely wrecked off the stuff, but I don’t think any of...
Gotta Get Theroux This.
Get in there.
Let's push things forward.
There’s drunk, and then there’s drunk.
And no, it's not Newcastle.
So that's where they get them from.
He couldn't have looked more suspicious if he tried.
For those who've always wanted to live in the Google offices.