Science Teacher Forced To Quit ‘Warzone’ School After Pupils Expose Her OnlyFans Account

Another day, another teacher forced out of a job because someone discovered their OnlyFans side hustle.

Kirsty Buchan, 33, left her post at the infamous Bannerman High School in Baillieston, Glasgow, after pupils inevitably found her content and shared it amongst themselves.

Kirsty says the whole ordeal comes as something of a relief, because the school is a ‘warzone’ where staff are regularly attacked and rival gangs within the school fight on a constant basis. In Glasgow? Well I never. Kirsty told The Daily Record:

“Some people are saying I must be mad to go from being a physics teacher to selling nude photos online but it has become very clear to me that I was insane to stick at that job for six years under the strain that I was facing every day.”

She says she was inspired to sign up after reading of “other teachers earning £50,000 a month” on the site. Which is a lot better than being paid to get beaten up by Glaswegian teenagers every day:

“I’ve had one colleague have a plastic bag put over their head and another nearly broke their wrist after a door got kicked back at them.”

So while her colleagues at Bannerman are taking strike action this week over a “failure to make sufficient progress in addressing violent and abusive pupil behaviour”, Kirsty is chilling at home taking X-rated pics and videos and raking it in on OnlyFans instead.

“Glasgow City Council has come out and said they were going to discipline me but they were never going to get the satisfaction of that. I feel like a huge weight is off my mind now that I have told them what to do with their job.

I might sound immodest but I’m a great teacher and I put my heart and soul into my job. When I do something I do it well and it will be the same with my Only Fans account.”

That’s the spirit. Go Kirsty Go!