Watch This Audi Mechanic Take His Customer’s Car For A Joyride Whilst Snorting Blow
Ultimate job satisfaction.
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Edward Snowden Was Invited Into A Twitter Group Chat With Some Clueless Teenage Girls
If these kids are the future, the future is doomed.
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Sick Chirpse Reader Confessions #57
Admit what you did.
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Watch This Video Of A Girl Being Fooled Into Thinking She Is In A Zombie Apocalypse
She had just got out of the dentist.
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This Kid Waited Seven Years To Drop The Perfect Joke On Twitter
100% worth the wait.
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Man Downs 11 Bottles Of Wine, Throws Flaming Pillow At Police And Threatens To ‘Rip Their Heads Off’
Sounds like my kind of night.
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DMX’s Crackhead Brain Can’t Handle Snapchat’s Face Swap Feature (VIDEO)
If DMX ever tries to rob you, just pull out the face swap feature on him.
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David Cameron Is Extremely Worried That Too Many People Are Having Anal Sex
So pigs are okay but anal isn’t. Right, Dave?
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This Man Broke Into Five Guys To Make Himself A Cheeseburger
The real life hamburglar.
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Sick Chirpse Reader Confessions #56
Admit what you did.
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Ricky Gervais Is Hitting The Big Screen With ‘David Brent: Life On The Road’
He’s on the free love freeway.
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Woman’s Arse Cheeks Explode During Rough Sex, Boyfriend Gets Put in Jail
Has this man hit rock bottom?
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Ronnie Pickering Is Back And This Time He’s Terrorising Traffic Wardens (VIDEO)
Do you know who I am?
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Pastor Tries To Sell ‘Heaven Selfies’ And Says He Saw Jesus’s ‘Hot Wife’
Next level blasphemy.
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California Police Are Chasing A Runaway Chihuahua Down The Motorway (VIDEO)
All the police training in the world couldn’t have prepared them for this.
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The Best/Worst Profiles & Conversations In The Tinder Universe #46
This week’s Tinder round-up features some very harsh exchanges indeed.
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Sick Chirpse Reader Confessions #55
Admit what you did.
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Pilot Forced To Land Plane After Pensioner Doing Yoga Threatens To Kill Everyone On Board
I thought yoga was relaxing?
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Whoopi Goldberg Is Launching Her Own Marijuana Company
Weed By Whoopi.
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Uber Driver Takes A Detour And Charges Customer £102 For A £15 Journey
You’ve got to admire his opportunism.
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Comedian Completely Shuts Down Mum Heckler Who Gives Him Abuse Over A Parenting Joke
This guy just put on an absolute CLINIC on how to handle a heckler.
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Workers Demolish Wrong House After Looking Up Directions On Google Maps
Well, that’s awkward.
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Sick Chirpse Reader Confessions #54
Admit what you did.
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This MP Just Offered To Perform Oral Sex On His Constituents
They don’t call him John ‘Woodcock’ for nothing.
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