Sick Chirpse Reader Confessions #52
Admit what you did.
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Uni Student Gives Saddest Answer Ever When Asked What He’ll Miss Most About Playing Basketball
An extremely honest answer, but also brutally sad.
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Prisoner Posts Trip Advisor-Style Review After Spending The Night In Prison
‘Had my own on-suite room and butler’.
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Sacha Baron Cohen Explaining How He Snuck His Ali G Costume Into Oscars Is The Greatest
Sacha Baron Cohen describing how he pulled this off will make you realise what an absolute G he is.
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Nate Diaz Gives A+ Response To Justin Bieber After He Dissed His Style On Instagram
Don’t mess with the big kids.
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This Drunk Driver Was Pulled Over With A 15-Foot Tree Stuck In The Bonnet Of Her Car
Ever been so drunk you picked up a tree and drove it round town?
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Watch These Comedians Try To Give Jeremy Hunt The ‘Dick Of The Year’ Award
‘Please accept your reward. It’s so well deserved.’
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The Best/Worst Profiles & Conversations In The Tinder Universe #42
This week’s Tinder round-up features some of the driest chat up techniques we’ve ever seen.
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David Cameron Attempted A Scottish Accent And Failed Miserably
What an Eton mess.
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Sick Chirpse Reader Confessions #51
Admit what you did.
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50 Cent Is Still Mega Rich And Was Just Lying About Being Skint This Whole Time
He did not play this well at all.
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This Is The Most Insane Ending To A Basketball Game I’ve Ever Seen In My Life
One of these guys doesn’t deserve to get on the team bus home.
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Memory Foam Mattress Reveals Woman’s Massive Dildo Collection
A memory foam never forgets.
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This University Has Banned Energy Drinks From Being Consumed On Campus
The most pointless ban ever?
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The Best/Worst Profiles & Conversations In The Tinder Universe #41
This week’s Tinder round-up is just too ridiculous to deal with.
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Sick Chirpse Reader Confessions #50
Admit what you did.
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Swedish Teenagers Are Drinking Hand Sanitiser To Get Drunk
When you run out of alcohol and the shop is 10 minutes away…
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This Girl Has Been Tweeting All The Weird Shit Her Boyfriend Says In His Sleep For The Past Four Months
‘I saw you with the apple. Whore.’
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Comedians Feeding Lines To Porn Stars Is The Perfect Internet Video
“Get out of here sticky ghost babies”.
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Tourist Watching Stranger Through His Zoom Lens Gets A Terrifying Surprise
Just imagine seeing this.
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There’s Now An Exhibition Dedicated To Drawings Of Penises In Newspapers
Penis drawings in newspapers are finally getting the recognition they deserve.
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Egyptian Policeman Shoots Colleague Dead Because His Facebook Posts Weren’t Funny
We’ve all thought about it.
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The Kid Who Filmed ‘Damn, Daniel’ Meme Just Had The SWAT Team Show Up To His Door
The Internet giveth and the Internet taketh away.
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Watch This 61-Year-Old Mum Take Magic Mushrooms For The First Time
It’s not the ideal psychedelic experience.
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Photoshop Trolls Have Been Working Their Magic On This Picture Of Kanye West Asleep
If your husband is Kanye West, don’t post stupid pictures of him on Instagram.
