Study Shows That The Smartest People Are The Heaviest Drinkers
So that explains it.
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Watching Your Favourite Cartoon Characters Attend Couples Therapy Is Just Beautiful
This couldn’t be more perfect.
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Here’s An Early Interview With Mark Zuckerberg At Facebook’s First Office
No hoodie, lots of beer and a keg stand.
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There’s A Student Bar In Sheffield That Sell ‘Paris Bomb’ Shots
The reaction has been explosive.
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Guy Who Wanted To Know What It’s Like To Be Knocked Out Dies From Single Punch
Here’s one game you should never play when drunk, or otherwise.
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Shirtless Dude Backflips Off Truck At Spring Break, Obliterates Unsuspecting Passerby
Here’s why you always need to stay on high alert at Spring Break.
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This Girl’s Incurable Rare Condition Means Drinking Leaves Her With Three Day Hangovers
This is legitimately the hangover from hell.
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One Of The Guys From Geordie Shore Has Booked Himself An MMA Fight
Good luck dickhead.
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Jeremy Kyle And Wife Divorce After 3 Year Affair And Reports Of Drunken Abuse
Pot. Kettle. Black.
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It’s Official, Oral Sex Causes Throat Cancer
Well that sucks.
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Girl Admits To Getting Horny When Drinking Her Boyfriend’s Fresh Blood
Rather you than me, mate.
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Former Backstreet Boy Nick Carter Arrested For Battering Someone In Florida
Backstreet’s Back… in jail.
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Danny Dyer Completely Rinsed A Fan Who Dissed The Eastenders Christmas Special
Don’t mess with Danny Dyer after a few vodkas over Xmas.
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Danny Dyer Justed Rinsed David Cameron In The Most Danny Dyer Way Possible
Where would we be without the wisdom of Danny Dyer?
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This Guy Paid His Friend To Fake An ISIS Bomb Threat So He Could Get Out Of Work
What an absolute moron.
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Smirnoff Have Developed Two Intense, High-Energy New Flavours And They Taste Absolutely Electric
Get involved – these things are delicious.
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Two Most Determined Dudes Ever Go To The Pub And Get Wasted Despite The Beer Garden Being Completely Flooded
If Carlsberg did drinking buddies…
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Man Demands £3.50 Coffee Money Back After Date Goes Badly
Well why not huh?
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Man Calls 911 To Complain That His Girlfriend Won’t Have Sex With Him
Perfectly reasonable?
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This Dude Had The Time Of His Life After He Got Wasted And Accidentally Booked A Flight To Brazil
Well it’s better than texting your ex I guess?
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Drunk Man Dies After Falling In A Hole And Construction Workers Build A Road Over Him
One of the worst ways to go imaginable.
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This Hipster Barbie Instagram Account COMPLETELY RIPS Every Hipster Instagram Account Ever
Full of clichéd photographs, inspirational quotes and bizarre hashtags, this account might as well belong to one of your best friends.
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Check Out This Mad Genius Who Built His Own Flying Machine From 54 Drone Propellors
I can’t really see this taking off in the mass market.
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Two Drunk Dudes Knock Each Other Out In Tremendously Rare Double Knockout Video
When you’re both winners, but also both losers.
