Normally if a date goes badly, you just take it on the chin and move on with your life. Not this guy though.

A girl called Lauren Crouch from Islington met a dude on Tinder outside the tube station and then the following date occurred. It sounds truly awful:

We meet at the tube station after he declined my suggestion to meet at a pub, and he asks if we can go for a coffee as he’s not drinking.

“Sure” I say, “there’s a lovely independent coffee place over the road.”

“Nah, there’s a Costa just here. Saves crossing” he replied.

Like seriously? I put on eyeliner for this and now I’m in a Costa bloody Coffee.

After 25 minutes of ‘normal’ conversation we have the following exchange:

Him: “Have you had dinner yet?”

Me: “No I came straight from work.”

Him: “What would you say if I offered to cook you dinner?”

Me: “Ermmm…right now?

Him: “I only ask because I’ve got an Ocado delivery coming tonight.”

Me: “I’d have to say no. I couldn’t possibly go back to the home of someone I’ve literally just met, sorry.”

Him (talking over me): “lots of nice fresh vegetables and good fish.”

Him: “OK well I’d better go. Need to be home for the delivery.”

Me:….

So we walk back to the station and say our goodbyes.

So that’s that. It sounds like this guy was a complete weirdo – I mean who asks someone back to their house to cook them dinner after one coffee? That’s some psycho behaviour right there.

But it gets even worse as a few minutes later Lauren started getting these text messages. Keen or what?

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