You Can Now Mourn Your Loved Ones By Putting Their Ashes In A Dildo
Why scatter your ashes to the wind, when they could be used to penetrate your loved ones’ orifices?
Why scatter your ashes to the wind, when they could be used to penetrate your loved ones’ orifices?
The operation involves cutting off the subject’s head and gluing it to a different body’s spinal column.
Suddenly your sex life doesn’t seem so crazy does it?
When pro wrestling goes seriously wrong.
We would suggest killing them with fire but they’d just come back again and murk us.
This is absolutely terrifying.
The perfect tribute to Biggie Smalls.
We need to get to the bottom of this ASAP.
In these instances, the selfie definitely wasn’t worth it.
Because of course he did.
“Life’s like a video game. You’ve got to die sometime.”
Why can’t any of these people ever just respect the wishes of the dead?
Suicide note T-shirts – so in right now.
Someone designed a roller coaster to kill people on purpose.
Police have finally raided the Sydney café where a gunman had been holding a bunch of people hostage for more than 15 hours, resulting in 2 deaths.
This is the most important test you’ll take today.
She looks like Voldermort’s mum.
Here is the legacy War Machine wanted to leave behind.
Apparently the only aim of the game is to kill as many innocent people as you can before dying yourself.
He’s currently in a medical isolation cell on suicide watch.
Ebola is what’s hot in the streets and this guy knows it.