Have You Ever Been As Drunk As This Guy Was Over The Weekend?
We can all relate to what this guy was going through here.
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Here’s The Real Story Of The Man Cristiano Ronaldo Was Celebrating With After Champion’s League Final
Turns out the story we published the other day was bullshit, but this one might be even better.
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Deryck Whibley From Sum 41 Can’t Have A Drop Of Alcohol Again Or He’ll Die
Sum 41 frontman and Avril Lavingne’s ex Deryck Whibley ended up in hospital this week after alcoholism finally caught up with him – poor guy can’t have a drink ever again.
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World’s Dumbest Police Officer Pulls Porn Star Over – Guess What Happens Next?
It really isn’t that hard to guess what happens next because it reads like the script of every porn film ever.
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Uni Sorority In Trouble After Forcing Male Students To Eat Dog Treats And Wear Women’s Underwear
University of Connecticut officials have suspended the uni’s Delta Zeta sorority as they investigate allegations that its members hazed the crap out of male students.
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Police Apologise To Buckfast Distributor After Being Threatened With Court Action
Police in Scotland have been forced into an embarrassing apology after the distributor of Buckfast accused them of discriminating against the brand.
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VIDEO: Terrifying Wrong Way Crash Kills 5 In Florida (NSFW)
If anyone actually needed another reason to not drink and drive then this is probably it.
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VIDEO: Dickhead Policeman Caught On Camera Framing Innocent Protestor For DUI
This policeman makes up that a pedestrian has admitted to him that he’s been drinking so that said pedestrian gets breathalysed and arrested for drink driving, even though he’s nowhere near a car. Unbelievable.
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Kim Jong Un Was Drunk Off His Face When He Ordered A Bunch Of Executions
Turns out Kim Jong Un was “very drunk†when he recently ordered the execution of two of his closest aides, before also ordering the execution of his own uncle Jang Song-thaek.
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Man Develops Mystery Growth After Drinking From Can Of Beer He Dropped In The River (NSFW)
An Australian man has developed a NSFL mystery growth on his belly after retrieving a can of beer he dropped into the Brisbane river and drinking from it.
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Best Prank Ever: Friends Convince Man He Was In A Coma
Concerned with their friend’s drink-driving habit, a group of friends arrange for him to wake up in a hospital bed and lead him to believe he’s been in a coma for 10 years.
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Man Live-Tweets Feud With Woman On Delayed Flight, Gets Slapped In The Face
A man hilariously live-tweets his feud with a fellow passenger on board a Thanksgiving flight, which ultimately ends in him being slapped in the face.
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Prohibition: America’s Ban On Booze = Worst Idea Ever
On the surface, the idea of making booze illegal sounds stupid. If you dig a little bit deeper, it’s still really stupid. America found out the hard way.
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VIDEO: 1989 Berlin Drinking Competition: One Shot Of Tequila Every 5 Minutes
Berlin, 1989, saw a drinking battle that will forever go down in drinking battle history.
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Gym Inspiration Quotes Fixed Into Inspiration Quotes For Getting Wasted
Suck mid-session and don’t think you can go on? Here’s some motivational help…
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Hello Kitty Hope To Get Asian Women Drinking With Brand New Beer
It’s cute. It’s cuddly. It’s charming – and now it’s going to be frothy, bubbly and refreshing fun for all the family – Hello Kitty have released a beer.
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Man Has Rare Condition That Means He Gets Drunk On Food
A Texan man has a rare condition that means he can get drunk by gorging on food – no alcohol needed.
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Drunk, Dancing Russian Picks Fight In Front Of Kids, Gets Knocked Out
A Russian dad stops a man fighting in front of his kids by knocking him out. Standard.
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The Magnificent Arrest Of Paul Charles Dozsa
Paul Charles Dozsa is the classiest, most eloquent drunk person being arrested you’ll ever see.
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Mike Tyson Says Alcoholism Has Left Him On The Brink Of Death (Video)
Mike Tyson has announced that he’s been lying to everyone about being sober as is in fact really struggling with drinks & drug addiction.
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Shoenice22: The Man Who Will Eat Anything
Shoenice22 is a man who will consume anything super fast. Vodka, glue, crayons. You name it and he’s filmed it. We look into what its really like to be a Youtube sensation.
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Is Rihanna The Hottest Chick At The Carnival?
Is there a cooler chick/bigger slut out there than Rihanna?
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Man Loses Court Case Against Male Oppression
This men’s rights activist went to court over the preferential treatment of hot women in nightclubs… and lost.
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Man Gets Drunk And Wakes Up Having Lost His Manhood
Maybe when you get shit faced you might lose your wallet or your keys, but surely not your dick? That’s what happened to this guy.
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Best New Tumblr Find: Beer Labels In Motion
Some guy on Tumblr has conceptualised a pretty cool idea – beer labels in motion.
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Spanish Man Dies After Drinking Competition
Not content with running from angry bulls in the street, the Spanish are now trying to drink themselves to death.
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There’s A New Bar Opening In London And It Doesn’t Serve Alcohol
A new alcohol-free bar is opening in London. Reckon it could work?
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Challenge 35 Is Introduced In Glasgow Bars As 34 Year Old MP Is Refused Service
A 34 year old MP was refused service at a Springsteen gig last week and so we ask are age challenge laws becoming too ridiculous?
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Nicklas Bendtner Hangs Out With Snoop Dogg, Promotes Alcohol And Drug Abuse
If you’re a professional footballer this is probably something you definitely shouldn’t do. But then this is Nicklas Bendtner.
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In Sweden There Is Only One Liquor Store Called The Systembolaget And It Is Run By The Government – Good Or Bad Thing?
If you want to get pissed in Sweden your only option is buying it off the state run alcohol outlets; they have a monopoly on all of the alcohol legally sold in their own liquor stores called the Systembolagets. Here’s why we at SICK CHIRPSE think this is a wicked idea.
