This Girl’s Incurable Rare Condition Means Drinking Leaves Her With Three Day Hangovers
This is legitimately the hangover from hell.
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DJ Fined For Playing NWA’s ‘Fuck Tha Police’ Whilst Cops Raided Bar
How to start a riot 101.
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New Statistics Show Uber Might Genuinely Be A Life-Saver
Another reason to love Uber.
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Swedish Teenagers Are Drinking Hand Sanitiser To Get Drunk
When you run out of alcohol and the shop is 10 minutes away…
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Two Cups Of Coffee A Day Can Help Prevent Alcohol From Destroying Your Liver
A great reason to drink more coffee.
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Ant Simulator Cancelled After Developers Blow All The Money On Alcohol And Strippers
Tragic news for anyone who was looking forward to ‘Ant Simulator’.
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Timbaland Refused To Play At A Charity Event For The Most Selfish Reason Ever
You literally won’t believe this.
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British Tourist Dies In Thailand After Drinking Four Buckets Of Vodka Red Bull
Yet another reason not to drink alcohol.
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Matthew Perry Says He Was So High During Friends That He Doesn’t Remember Three Years Of It
The one where Chandler was off his tits.
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Kim Jong-Un Claims He’s Invented Alcohol That Doesn’t Give You A Hangover
All hail the supreme leader.
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Medical Experts Warn Dry January Is Making Us All Alcoholics
Better get to the pub, stat.
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This Robot Has Been Invented To Down Shots And Get Wasted With Lonely Drinkers
Combine this with a sex robot and you’ll never need to leave the house.
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Calorie Labels Are Soon To Be Added To All Alcohol Products
Booze is making you fat.
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Woman Giving ‘Vodka Butt Shots’ At Bar On NYE Causes Riot After Diarrhoea Explosion
The grossest NYE story thus far.
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Paul Gascoigne Rushed To Hospital After Collapsing In A Puddle Of Blood
Times are looking bleak for Gazza.
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Burger King Becomes Britain’s First Fast Food Chain To Sell Alcohol
Would you like a beer with that?
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Supermarkets Are Massively Lowering The Price Of Booze This Christmas
In order to remain competitive, supermarkets are literally being forced to cut their prices.
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Two Most Determined Dudes Ever Go To The Pub And Get Wasted Despite The Beer Garden Being Completely Flooded
If Carlsberg did drinking buddies…
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Following On The Heels Of The Ronaldo Movie, There’s Now A Lord Bendtner Movie
This is the movie people want to see.
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This Is What Happens When You Drink Two Litres Of Alcohol Every Day For 30 Years
Impressive effort but ultimately not really worth it.
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Drunkest Kid Ever Gets Annihilated By A Stampede Of Students At Annual Halloween Rave
There’s no chance this guy’s remembering what just happened to him in the morning.
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PHOTOS: Is This The Most Brutal Festival In The World?
This makes Glastonbury look soft.
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Mother Sets Fire To Flat And Kills Cat After Finding Son In Bed With Gay Lover
That’s one for Jeremy Kyle then.
