EBAY CLOTHING STORIES – JAWBREAKER HOODIE
This is the dumbest ebay blurb I have ever seen.
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ANDREW WK – THE PAST TEN YEARS
Andrew WK announced he is touring his classic I Get Wet album. What’s he been up to in the last decade?
CYCLING ETIQUETTE: HOW I ALMOST LOST MY LIFE TO A DREADED BELL.
A story about trying to do what you think is right and it ending up being very, very wrong.
NEVER HIT A COP WITH A STUFFED MONKEY
Preston James Phipps has been jailed for assaulting a police offer with a stuffed monkey in Des Moines, Iowa.
THE ALIEN CATHOUSE: SCI-FI FANTASIES REALISED!!
As the owner of the Moonlight Bunny Ranch, Dennis Hof has done quite well for himself. And now he wants to open a second brothel in Nevada, only this one will have a sci-fi theme to it and will be called The Alien Cathouse.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING NEW YEAR’S EVE?
Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt film an alternative musical ending to (500) days of summer on New Year’s Eve. Kinda.
THE 20 UNHAPPIEST COMMENTORS OF THE BEST OF 2011 LISTS
To all of those complaining in the comments of any Best of 2011 lists, shut the fvck up.
THE RAPTURE LIVE STREAM REVIEW
I sent the Sick Chirpser down to the live stream of the Rapture show because I was in Budapest. Here’s what he thought of it.
ROSE BOY AND FRIENDS
New Vice documentary profiles people who are obsessed with celebrities. So obviously it’s just full of weirdos.
MALCOLM BRENNER REVEALS SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH DOLPHIN
Malcolm Brenner got fucked up on acid and LSD in the 70’s and ended up fvcking a dolphin for 9 months. A tale of forbidden love – ‘It’s like Romeo and Juliet except Juliet is a 400 pound dolphin.’
PERSON OF INTEREST – REBECCA BLACK HAS A NEW MUSIC VIDEO
Rebecca Black – the girl who brought us so many lolz with Friday – is back with a (slightly better) new song called Person of Interest revolving around a guy stealing her heart at the arcade.
JUSTIN BIEBER HAS A SECRET LOVE CHILD
Selena Gomez isn’t the Mum. SHOCK! He lasted 30 seconds NON SHOCK!
MAX PAYNE IS BACK – MAX PAYNE 3 TRAILER
Max Payne – maybe my second favourite video game character after Duke Nukem – is back with a new adventure. Bullet time, I missed you.
PRINCESS BRIDE CAST REUNION
The Princess Bride cast get together for a reunion – 25 years after the seminal fantasy film was first released.
QUENTIN TARANTINO SUCKED MY TOES WHILST MASTURBATING
Here’s a hilarious email account of one woman’s night with Quentin Tarantino. Jamie Foxx makes a cameo.
AQUA ARE BACK – LIKE A ROBOT
Those annoying Europop merchants who we have to blame for Barbie Girl and Dr Jones are back after a ten year hiatus with a song about having $ex with a robot.
IPHONE 4S PREMIERS
iPhone 4S debuted yesterday with one of the most revolutionary features ever – a voice activated app called Siri that can do almost anything for you instantly.
TUPAC SEX TAPE SURFACES
A $ex tape twenty years old featuring Tupac getting a BJ has suddenly surfaced.
HAPPY, HAPPY FAMILIES
A story about being angry and powerless and the burning black resentment that gradually grows in the pit of your stomach as you realise that most of the world doesn’t care about you and your trivial problems.
SO YOU THINK YOU HAVE THE X FACTOR, ON ICE
Can reality TV make you a star in the long run? We look at who did and didn’t make it in the music business.
GREEN DAY DEBUT 15 NEW SONGS AT SURPRISE CALIFORNIA SHOW
Green Day played some new songs. I guess I might be excited if it was 2001.
A VITRIOLIC RANT ABOUT NOTHING
An angry, convuluted diatribe about the harsh reality of love and relationships. Many people don’t realise the truth, or try to deny it’s existence. Here it is, for you all to see. Here is a heart torn open and bleeding.
HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS PART II REVIEW: THE LAST MAGIC SHOW
Harry, Ron and Hermione take to the screen for their final fling, but will the film live up to the hype?
