Jared Leto Is A Transvestite
Jared Leto takes a break from 30 Seconds To Mars to pursue his one true calling in life – dressing up as women.
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Prometheus Released On DVD, Facebook Users Go Mental
Normally when a movie comes out on DVD people are kind of excited about it, I guess because of all the extra features and director’s commentary and shit. Well, Prometheus has pretty much the exact opposite reaction on Facebook.
Is There Anything Better Than Twilight Being Over?
Seeing as someone as uncharismatic as Mitt Romney was able to raise $881 million, it seems less surprising that the Twilight saga has managed to raise $4.7 billion dollars. The public clearly cannot be trusted.This November, Kristen Stewart and her slapped ass of a face will mope across the screen for the last time. Leaving …
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World War Z: Official Trailer Released
The zombie apocalypse is coming…and from the looks of this new official trailer for World War Z, it’s going to be a-fvcking-mazing.
Kart – A Mario/Drive Mashup
The possibility of a Mario Kart/Drive crossover had never crossed my mind, but it’s actually really really funny.
Birdemic: Shock And Terror – The Worst Film Ever Made
Ladies and gentleman, we introduce to you the worst film anyone ever made ever.
Skyballs
Is James Bond your alter-ego? No. It’s not light hearted fun. It’s bleak and it is an indictment on us all.
The New Tagline To The New Die Hard Is Almost As Bad As Its Title
John McClane is back and headed to Moscow, with a couple of terrible taglines and subtitles in tow.
PSY vs Ghostbusters Remix
Gangnam Style is annoying and shit. Ghostbusters is awesome. But pair the two and you have a quality remix to start your weekend.
Jurassic Park 4 Leaked Plot And Concept Art
Did you know that back in 2007 Jurassic Park 4 almost got made? They had a script and concept art and everything, but the story involved weird-ass human dinosaur hybrids so it got canned. The artwork and script leaked last week though…
Big Foot or Big Farce?
Yeti-Hunt 2012 is about to start in the Kemerovo, Russia. Sick Chirpse investigates whether the recent Sasquatch sightings are genuine or just cranked up Russians dressed up as Chewbacca and Harry Henderson. Oh … and they also found a Big Foot pube!
Brad Pitt Wants To Play A Brummie In His Next Film, But Who Could He Play?
With the Hollywood star revealing an interest in playing a character from Birmingham in his next film, Sick Chirpse considers who he could play.
First Trailer For Bret Easton Ellis’s Movie ‘The Canyons’
Bret Easton Ellis has written an original screenplay for a movie for the first time in his career, but does it look any good? Not really.
The Hulk Is Getting A New Movie. Again.
Bana tried it and fucked it. Edward Norton was solid but Marvel fucked him. Has Mark Ruffalo got what it takes to take Bruce Banner and his better half all the way to box office glory? The Hulk is getting a reboot. Again.
Wesker & Sons – A Pop Up Butcher Shop Selling Human Flesh
A pop up shop in Smithfield meat market in London has started selling human flesh.
Long Live Samuel L Jackson
The natural miracle of Samuel L Jackson’s face has never been understood … until now! He doesn’t age. His face doesn’t change. Sick Chirpse investigates as to whether his facial features have further implications for the search for immortality.
VIDEO: Danny Dyer DJ Set
There have been rumours flying around about Danny Dyer’s DJ sets for a while now, but finally we’ve uncovered some footage from one of them and well, you’ll just have to see it for yourself.
VIDEO: Ryan Gosling Orders A Cheeseburger, Drive Style
Everyone buzzed so hard over drive last year, but how does the Driver act when he does something normal like order a cheeseburger? Find out in this video.
Jurassic Park LIVE!
Ever dreamed of seeing your favourite childhood dinosaur theme park related film hit the stage? Well it’s been 65 Million Years in the making but it’s happened!
Film Review: The Imposter
There are two sides to every lie: the tale of a Frenchman conning a whole American family. And maybe more…
Beverly Hills Cop Gets A Reboot
Beverly Hills Cop is back! Eddie Murphy is bringing back Axel Foley to a television screen near you to reprise the role of the streetwise Detroit Cop – fingers crossed it isn’t shit.
VIDEO: Dirty Laundry
Thomas Jane, Ron Perlman and a couple other minor celebrities used their own money to create a sort of short sequel to Thomas Jane’s Punisher movie from a few years back that is actually really badass.
VIDEO: Meet The Guy Who Inspired The Dude From The Big Lebowski
Did you know that The Dude from The Big Lebowski was based on a real person? Check out this short documentary about him.
Robocop Remake Announced – It Sounds Totally Shit
The leaked script to the upcoming remake of the 80s classic has us suitably worried about Detroit’s top law enforcement officer.
Vanessa Hudgens Attempts To Be Sexy… Again
The former disney star is desperate to strip off (her good girl image).
The 100 Greatest Movie Threats of All Time
If you’re feeling relaxed and tranquil, at ease with the world around you, and grinning the biggest grin you’ve grinned all week, you probably shouldn’t watch this video.
Tony Scott Dies Aged 68
RIP to the British-Born director of Hollywood greats including Top Gun, Enemy Of The State and Beverly Hills Cop II who committed suicide yesterday lunchtime aged 68.
Idris Elba (aka Stringer Bell from The Wire) Is Now A Rapper
Idris Elba is the cool, calm, collected bad boy of the British acting scene…well he was anyway. Now he fancies himself as the new 50 Cent. Check out his new rap song.
