What Are Sick Chirpse Readers Googling? Part 1
Some of you need your heads examined, judging by these Google key words used to find Sick Chirpse on Google.
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New York City Couple Break Up On Roof; Guy Live Tweets Everything
Obviously when you hear two people having a very loud and public breakup then you should immediately livetweet exactly what is happening.
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Plumpy Gets His Revenge On Sick Chirpse
Remember Plumpergeddon – the guy who stole a laptop with tracking software in it and now gets photographs of himself masturbating put on the internet for his crimes? He found out we wrote an article on him and boy, did he get us back.
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TV Fart Part II: Most Haunted
Time for part two in our list of TV nightmares. See why Most Haunted is for cretins and Derek Acorah is a prick.
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G-SHOCK’s G-SESSIONS Final, Berlin November 2013
Be in with a chance to win VIP tickets to G-SHOCK’s G-SESSIONS final in Berlin, alongside 3 nights’ stay in the city and flights all taken care of. One of you has to win – all you have to do is enter.
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Plumpergeddon Update
Since we left Plumpergeddon things have gotten a bit out of hand, with a TV show getting involved and direct contact with old Plumpy himself. Find out what’s been happening here.
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Forget Dan Bilzerian, Here Are The Real 5 Richest Poker Players
If you don’t want to face the 9-to-5 grind, but…
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Art Student Plans To Lose Anal Virginity Publicly For ‘Art Project’
Art student Clayton Pettet is planning on losing his anal virginity in the name of an ‘art project’.
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Man Commits To Volkswagen Beetle After Having Sex With 1000 Cars
63-year-old Edward Smith, a life-long mechaphile, decides to settle down with a Volkswagen Beetle after 1000 other mechanical sexual partners.
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VIDEO: Gold Digger Falls For Lamborghini Prank
This beach babe is quick to turn down the man chatting her up but has a quick change of heart when she sees his Lamborghini.
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Stop Trying To Make Your Life Look More Amazing Than It Actually Is
We call bullshit on all the special snowflakes who want you to know, on an irritatingly regular basis, just how wonderful their lives are.
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New Meme Alert: Texting Drake Lyrics To Girls
Drake is the source of a lot of online amusement. Here’s the newest meme featuring the Canadian emo rapper – Texting Drake Lyrics To Girls.
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New Prank: Messing With Prostitutes In Amsterdam
Some pretty funny trolling and banter in the Red Light District of Amsterdam in this new prank video. Guess some things are off limits after all?
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Super Rich Serbian Bachelor Shows Off Wealth To Find Wife
Don Milisav Juan Gonzales Brzi is a filthy rich Serbian bachelor who’s decided to flaunt his wealth online in hopes of bagging himself a young wife.
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Guy Tries To Seduce Girl With Cringe Selfie, She Sends It Viral
This man sent an unsolicited and extremely cringe selfie video to a girl he had just served in Starbucks. She proceeded to stick it online and send it viral.
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Pot Noodle Launches Competition To Find First Pot Noodle Scholar
Pot Noodle are launching a competition where you can get your university tuition fees paid for an entire year.
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OKCupid or OKStupid?
Ro Elfberg dives into the world of online dating and finds a treasure chest of creeps waiting for her.
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Urban Nerds: The Amsterdam Trip
Urban Nerds have put together the ultimate weekend trip combining all of the best elements that Amsterdam has to offer and more. Book your place now.
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NIKEiD x Sick Chirpse Competition: Win A £150 Pair Of Custom Sneaks
Here’s your chance to bag yourself a fresh pair of £150 sneaks from the NIKEiD store.
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Drama Queen Tries To Shame Gentleman Who Didn’t Fancy Her
This woman got bitter about a perfectly polite text a man she had just met sent her, and tried shaming him on her blog. It kinda backfired though.
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You Won’t Believe This List Of Celebrities Russell Brand Has Shagged
Here’s a look at Russell Brand’s alleged celebrity conquests, including a host of Big Brother contestants, a transsexual antiques dealer and Katy Perry.
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How To Hack Someone’s iPhone Running iOS7
Here’s a nifty little hack that will gain you access to someone’s full camera roll even when they have their lock screen and pass code enabled.
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New and Suitably Offensive Racial Slurs For White People
Until now, despite white people being responsible for the globe’s woes, there were no racial slurs that could wound them
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Whisper: The Lamest Thing on The Entire Internet
Whisper completely sucks balls and here’s why.
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Catvengers
This is the one you’ve been waiting for: all the members of The Avengers as cats.
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Medieval Torture & Slaughter: The ‘How To’ Guide
Medieval Torture: Everyone’s heard of the rack and being hung draw and quartered. Here’s a few torture methods I’d not heard of before. Choke pear anyone?
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Welsh Dude Banned From Going Out At Night After Having Sex With Land Rover
Daniel ‘Hotcock’ Cooper isn’t allowed out on weekends anymore after having sex with a Land Rover Discovery.
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Man Bottles Girl In Cambridge Nightclub After She Turns Him Down (NSFW Pics)
This punk smashed a bottle over a girl’s head after she rejected his advances in a Cambridge nightclub.
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Sick Chirpse Life Hacks #2
You guys loved our life hacks so much that we’re back with some more to make your life that little bit easier.
