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Join The Sick Chirpse Writing Team
If you feel like you’d fit right in with the rest of our writers and want to showcase your work to over 5,000,000 people each month, send us a sample article.
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New York’s Smallest Penis Competition Is Back For 2014!
Last year’s smallest penis competition was such a success that they’re bringing it back for another round of reverse dick measuring.
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VIDEO: Drunk Lawyer Tries To Seduce Cab Driver, Both End Up In Legal Battle (NSFW)
This is the video at the centre of an ongoing legal dispute that began when the woman in the video, lawyer Jennifer Gaubert, alleged that driver Hervey Farrell tried to bribe her so that he wouldn’t release this footage.
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The Most Popular Woman On OKCupid Shaming Weirdos Who Message Her
Lauren Urasek has picked up more than 15,000 4 or 5 star ratings on OKCupid in the last 3 months, pretty good going by anyone’s standards.
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In Defence Of The Women Who Eat On Tubes Blog
Tempers have been flaring this week about the WWEOTT blog, but is it actually that bad? We take a shot at defending it.
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Advice For Heterosexual Women Encountering Lesbians in 1988
It’s hard to believe you even needed to have advice over what to do in this kind of situation, but the advice itself is even more ridiculous.
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12 Sex Thoughts Of Girls That Guys Don’t Know
The new app Whisper has allowed girls to anonymously post what they think of guys in the bedroom on the internet, and the majority of it ain’t pretty.
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Watch This Woman Prey On Men In Public And Turn The Tables On Sexism
The Guardian sent this young lady out in a van and asked her to start catcalling at men and saying abrupt sexist things to them.
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What’s The Colour Of Your Pee? Does It Match Up To This Guide?
Turns out the colour of your pee tells you a lot about you. Get educated.
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Missing $35,000 Watch Found Inside Thieving Masseuse’s Vagina
It’s always the last place you look. Oh yeah, and of course this happened in Las Vegas.
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What Constitutes A 10? The Definitive Ranking Guide
I can’t tell you how much it annoys me to hear people saying “wow, look at her! She’s a 10.†No she’s not. 10/10 means perfection. Is she really perfect? No. No one is.
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VIDEO: Genius Snickers Ad Shows Builders In New Light
Watch these builders surprise the unsuspecting public with words of empowerment and genius feminist material instead of derogatory heckles.
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35 Of The Dumbest Things Ever Posted On Facebook
Facebook is definitely the place where people look completely retarded without even trying. Here are some of the best examples.
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Online Dating User Tricked Out Of $70k, Sues OkCupid
Don’t hate the player, hate the game.
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Top Ten Worst Chat Up Lines According To Reddit Users
Thousands upon thousands of Reddit users contributed to this thread, but we’ve now whittled it down to the top ten.
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VIDEO: Scott Young Does Handstand On The Edge Of 40 Story Building
Scott Young puts his life on the line with this crazy handstand on the edge of a building 40 stories up in the sky.
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67 Year Old Grandma Says Secret To Younger Looking Skin Is Rubbing Jizz All Over Your Face
The secret to everlasting youthful skin it out: a face full of nice, warm ejaculate. Tell your partners right now.
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Man Leaves Neighbours Having Loud Sex Hilarious Passive Aggressive Note
When it’s too awkward to confront someone about something, leave a passive aggressive note. That should do the trick.
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Twitter User Arrested After Offering To Shoot People For 100 RTs
Some plonker on Twitter asked for 100 retweets to shoot someone from the window of the home he was tweeting from. He’s now been arrested and had his Twitter account suspended.
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Sick Chirpse Interviews Showgirl Ayesha Hussain
Sick Chirpse speaks to model/ photographer/ savantish circus and cabaret aficionado Ayesha Hussain about the freak show life.
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4 Music Videos That Need A Restraining Order
Apparently, the surefire way to harass a young woman is to stalk her whilst partaking in wildly aggressive and fine tuned choreography with your wingmen.
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Creative Dad Illustrates The Weirdest Things He’s Ever Said To His Kids
It helps that he’s a really sick artist too because some of these look great.
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Did This Russian Snowboarder Pull Off One Of The Sickest Chirpses Of All Time?
Alexey Sobolev went to Sochi with a plan – to turn his brief Olympic fame into a owe way ticket to poon town.
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Jean Claude Van Damme’s Dumbest Quotes
Jean Claude Van Damme sure has said some of the most retarded stuff ever, and that’s why we love him.
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5 Simple Steps To Ensure You Won’t Get Laid
Easily avoidable but unfortunately oh so common, here are 5 steps not to make if you don’t want to sleep alone tonight.
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Idiot Woman Having Hypnotherapy To Make Her More ‘Brainless’ Like Her Idol Barbie
Feminists probably shouldn’t read this article as it pretty much sums up everything they’re fighting against.
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Is This The Weirdest Question Ever Asked On The Internet?
The guy asking this question got a really bad break. Fortunately for everyone else, his pain is hilarious.
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10 Second Optical Illusion Will Have You Seeing Colours That Aren’t There
Will this work for you? If it does your eyes will have painted colours onto the monochrome cityscape once it transforms after 10 seconds.
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