BRAP OR CRAP: THE BIG CHILL
Hip place to hang out sure, but hip place for burgers?
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RAUNCHY SCAMPI FRIES ADVERT
Remember this infamous advert for Scampi Fries that aired in the mid 2000’s when some dude fingered some girl? How the hell did this get onto the telly?
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BEST NEW TUMBLR FIND: BARELY FERAL
Cat Smut. For Cats, By Cats.
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TWO YOUTUBE VIDEOS AND A MOTHERFUCKING CROSSFADER
Everyone has been to a party/gathering/poker game/whatever where somebody is DJ’ing through a laptop with YouTube videos, and let’s be honest, it kind of sucks. This website aims to fix that shitty problem.
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Cyber Goth Dance Party
More footage of the cyber goth movement has been uncovered.
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MARCELLO MATRONE – CRAZIEST GOAL CELEBRATIONS EVER
Marcello Matrone is revolutionising the art of the goal celebration.
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RYAN DUNN’S FINAL MOVIE – LIVING WILL
Ryan Dunn’s final movie came out sometime before his death this year, but I’ve never even heard of it. Have you?
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The Art Of Dead Wrestlers
Some awesome pictures of dead wrestlers. Kind of weird, but check em.
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MAX PAYNE IS BACK – MAX PAYNE 3 TRAILER
Max Payne – maybe my second favourite video game character after Duke Nukem – is back with a new adventure. Bullet time, I missed you.
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I DIDN’T LIKE DRIVE
Everywhere I go people are telling me how Drive is the coolest movie ever. I’m not so sure.
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All 4 Die Hards – In A Song
Ever wanted all 4 Die Hard movies to be summarised in a crappy pop punk song? Dreams can come true.
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Lou Reed Vs Metallica
This could be the worst idea in the history of bad ideas.
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BLACK XS – BE A ROCKSTAR
Be A Rockstar lets you play one of those cool interactive adventures games only instead of having to save a princess or something you get to be a rockstar.
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TANCREDI – BOOK REVIEW
Tancredi is the story of one man and his quest to save the galaxy from a star about to go supernova. It reads more like the Canterbury Tales than a sci-fi blockbuster though.
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FRED DURST TO STAR IN SITCOM
Finally, the prayers of Limp Bizkit fans have been answered as Fred Durst gets a TV deal.
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AMERICAN REUNION – FIRST TRAILER
American Reunion – the return of an American tradition
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DIE HARD 5 ANNOUNCED – A GOOD DAY TO DIE HARD
John McClane is back with Die Hard 5. Or A Good Day To Die Hard.
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PETR CECH PLAYS THE DRUMS
Not being content playing in between the sticks, Petr Cech has now picked up a pair and drummed with the Czech Republic’s most popular bands Eddie Stoilow.
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BRAP OR CRAP: ALL STAR LANES REVIEW
I went to All Star Lanes and got burgers instead of bowling. Pretty good idea.
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FIRST AVENGERS TRAILER
The superhero movie event of next summer – The Avengers movie – released its first trailer today. It’s gonna be big!
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PRINCESS BRIDE CAST REUNION
The Princess Bride cast get together for a reunion – 25 years after the seminal fantasy film was first released.
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HOW WEED WON THE WEST
The Way Weed Won The West is a documentary about the semi-legalisation of weed in California. It’s made by stoners obviously but it’s still pretty good.
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FREE ENTRY TO UDIO LONDON
My buddy Ricky Ecko is throwing a party on October 21st with Kassem Mosse, Chairman Kato and Count Chocula and YOU can win free entry.
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QUENTIN TARANTINO SUCKED MY TOES WHILST MASTURBATING
Here’s a hilarious email account of one woman’s night with Quentin Tarantino. Jamie Foxx makes a cameo.
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AQUA ARE BACK – LIKE A ROBOT
Those annoying Europop merchants who we have to blame for Barbie Girl and Dr Jones are back after a ten year hiatus with a song about having $ex with a robot.
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DON DRAPER EXPLAINS FACEBOOK TIMELINE
Don Draper of Mad Men fame presents a much better presentation on Facebook’s new Timeline feature than Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg.
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REN AND STIMPY CREATOR PRODUCES SIMPSONS COUCH GAG
Matt Groening desperately tries to get people interested in the Simpsons again by getting the Ren and Stimpy creator to produce a couch gag.
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STEVE JOBS IS DEAD
Steve Jobs, founder of Apple, is dead. Thanks for all my Apple products buddy.
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TIM ARMSTRONG ANNOUNCES MUSICAL THEATRE SERIES
Tim Armstrong – frontman of gutter punks Rancid – has announced a new musical theatre series in the style of the Twilight Zone starring famous punk rockers. Seriously.
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IPHONE 4S PREMIERS
iPhone 4S debuted yesterday with one of the most revolutionary features ever – a voice activated app called Siri that can do almost anything for you instantly.
