TWITTER

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FOOTBALL

Footballers On Twitter Infographic

Everyone knows that a bunch of footballers are on twitter and that a bunch of them say a bunch of dumb things...

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CHIRPSES

Justin Bieber Is A Stoner

The pictures that one man lost his life trying to obtain have finally been released. Justin Bieber is at a party smoking...

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CHIRPSES

All Hail King Justin Bieber

We take a look at how through twitter Justin Bieber and his army of Beliebers have pretty much become the next communist...

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FOOTBALL

Little Kid Dresses Up As El Hadji Diouf And Is Branded A Racist

It's only January 3rd and the stupidest misunderstanding of the year might have already happened, and predictably it involves football, twitter, racism,...

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LIFE

Um Mum Why Didn’t You Get Me An iPad For Xmas? I HATE YOUR GUTS!

Were you disappointed when you opened your Christmas presents this morning? If so then don't worry because there's a bunch of ungrateful...

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FOOTBALL

Villa Got Spanked 8-0 – Here’s Some Of The Best (And Worst) Reaction

Being a Birmingham fan, I got the best Christmas present ever yesterday when Villa got spanked 8-0 by Chelsea. It turns out...

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CHIRPSES

Remember Tom From MySpace? Well He’s On Twitter Now And He’s Kind Of A Jerk

Everyone remembers MySpace Tom because he was everyone's number one friend on Myspace back in the day. I don't know where he's...

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MOVIES

Kathryn Bigelow – Male Gigolo?

Kathryn Bigelow VS Bret Easton Ellis via Twitter. Is she really just an "overrated" director? Is her critical acclaim based on the...

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TV

15 Stone Babies – Wow

If you were as lucky as me then you probably saw one of the most disturbing documentaries ever last night on Channel...

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MUSIC

Parrington Jackson – Have Bristol Finally Shat Out A Good Band?

Bristol has a massive music scene for one reason - no bands ever make it out so they hang around playing music....

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FOOTBALL

Jamie O’Hara Gets Rinsed On Twitter And Is Forced To Delete His Account

When will celebrities learn? If you're gonna say something dumb on twitter, all your followers (and probably the national press) are gonna...

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FOOTBALL

Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League — Week 14 Roundup

No one got the sack this week. Southampton's Goalie has a 'mare. Rafa doesn't want Chelsea to score. If your club is...

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NEWS

The Pope Joins Twitter

I hope all Sick Chirpse readers will join me in embracing the Pope's arrival on our favourite form of social media twitter.

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CHIRPSES

I Went To See A Clock Opera Gig On A Boat. It Was Shit.

Sick Chirpse take a trip to Thekla (the boat that they filmed Skins on) to watch Clock Opera. How shit was it?...

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NEWS

Hashtag Baby

The trendiest (ugh) baby name ever has arrived and it is hashtag. No that's it, not hashtag something, just hashtag. Srsly.

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FOOTBALL

Harry Redknapp’s Ultimate World XI?

Nearly England manager, nearly Ukraine manager and now the main man at QPR. Who is Harry planning on bring in for the...

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MUSIC

DJs Complaining

Isn't life hard being a DJ? Let's look at all the hardship you've got to face, luckily Twitter have compiled their own...

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CHIRPSES

You’re All Invited To Susan Boyle’s ‘Anal Bum Party!’

The genius/retarded marketers behind Susan Boyle's album launch have got themselves in a very sticky situation after a massive Twitter related fucked...