This looks epic.
What a casting this would be.
This is his 4th film where he wanks on camera.
From the creators of Robert Pattinson's 'Good Time'.
It's pretty much perfect.
From the director of The Witch.
The new Bruce Wayne.
Well we know he can do dark and broody.
Seeing as someone as uncharismatic as Mitt Romney was able to raise $881 million, it seems less surprising that the Twilight saga...