Morgan Freeman’s Private Jet Made A Crash Landing This Morning
Scary times.
This is terrifying timing.
Hero of the century.
Sometimes, you absolutely positively have to jerk off and nothing is going to stop you – we all know the feeling.
This was always going to be an impossible choice.
Wait for the humungous curve ball plot twist right at the end…
Did you ever stop and take a second to think why the shops asked for it?
It’s statistically proven that Russians give way fewer fucks than the rest of the world, so they wont think twice about taking you down, tying you up and throwing peanuts at your stupid face for acting like a clown.
Ginger people just can’t catch a break.
Tom Cruise could so easily be dead right now.
Can this guy do any wrong?
This guy proves to everyone he really is a master smoker.
Breathtaking stuff.
This is the guy who goes to the toilet when it’s time to pay the bill at the restaurant.
You’re not even going to even consider thinking about eating any of these.
Flying Con Air really sucks by the sound of things.
Holy crap this is frightening.
Just another reason why I’m never going to do a skydive.
Is Kim having us on here?
This guy articulates everyone’s worst nightmare perfectly.
Reports that the Malaysian passenger plane was shot down by a group of Russian-backed Cossack militants are true.
A Malaysian passenger plane carrying 295 people has crashed, killing everyone on board, after being shot down by pro-Russian separatists.
Watch this German pilot nearly take this sunbather’s head off with a dodgy landing on the beach.
A Twitter user by the name of Sarah introduced herself as Ibrahim and threatened to “do something really big†in a tweet to American Airlines. Guess how they responded?
This could definitely be described as a Marmite moment, and judging by the reaction of most of the people on the plane it seems like they hated it.
Today’s tales of the daftest ways to die include two wannabe pilots, some duct tape, a snake and some nuclear waste. Be careful please everyone…
News report on an 87-year-old pilot who managed to crash his plane into a skydiver as they were both trying to land.