Andrew W.K. Has Announced The Formation Of The Party Party
Finally, a politician we can trust.
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There’s A Petition To Stop Michael Owen From Ever Commentating Again
This is bound to get a lot of signatures.
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Even David Cameron’s Mum Has Had Enough Of The Tory Cuts And Turned Against Him
If even your mum isn’t supporting you then you’re probably doing something wrong.
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Uni Student Busted Renting Campus Room On Airbnb Faces Expulsion
When you try to get ahead on your student loans and your uni shuts you down.
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Pick-Up Artist Who Says Rape Should Be Legalised Is Organising Events In The UK
Introducing the worst human being alive.
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There’s Now A Petition To Get David Bowie’s Face On £20 Notes
This would be great.
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There’s Also A Petition To Change The Name Of A Jack And Coke To A ‘Lemmy’
Perhaps a more fitting tribute?
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The White House Has Issued A Response To The Petition For The Release Of Steven Avery
Can Obama help Steven Avery?
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MPs Now FORCED To Debate Banning Donald Trump From Entering The UK
When a petition reaches 100,000 signatures in less than a day, it’s serious.
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Zoolander 2 Is Being Boycotted For Being Transphobic
Does anyone with a brain actually agree with this?
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The Woman Behind The ‘Close UK Borders’ Petition Spends Half Her Year Living In Spain
You couldn’t make it up.
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Parliament Could Be Forced To Debate A Vote Of No-Confidence In David Cameron
David Cameron’s e-petition initiative just came back to bite him in the ass.
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Homeless People Could Be Fined Up To £1000 For Sleeping Rough
Truly disgusting news.
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The BBC Is Creating A Show Where Poor People Will Compete Against Each Other To Win Money
People are comparing to ‘Bum Fights’ and ‘The Hunger Games’.
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Dapper Laughs Axed By ITV2 After 60,000 Sign Petition
The people have spoken and the people say Dapper Laughs is a massive cunt.
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Judy Finnigan Causes Outrage Over Ched Evans Rape Comments
ITV presenter really put her foot in her mouth with this one.
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A Kickstarter Has Been Created To Keep Nickelback From Performing In London
Help keep London a Nickelback-free zone.
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Tim Howard Was So Sick In Goal Last Night That Americans Want To Rename Washington Airport After Him
Americans want to properly commemorate Tim Howard’s insane performance against Belgium last night.
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A Confronting Look Inside Indonesia’s Horrific ‘Zoo Of Death’
This zoo is like an animal concentration camp displaying animal abuse at its worst.
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VIDEO: Police Arrest Teens For Brutal Viral Video Of Them Beating Up Dog
If you don’t like animal cruelty then don’t watch the video, but you can sign a petition to make sure these guys don’t get away with it.
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Guy Starts Petition To Ban Tom Cleverley From The World Cup, Gets Thousands Of Signatures
Thought he’d taken enough stick this season? One man in Blackpool doesn’t seem to think so.
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BBC Three To Be Axed And Moved Online
This is probably the worst news of the year so far.
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Justin Bieber To Be Deported? Thousands Sign White House Petition
In just under 3 days, 30,000 Americans have signed a petition on the White House’s ‘We The People’ page asking for Justin Bieber to be deported back to Canada.
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America Watch: Teenager Arrested For Making A Joke On Facebook
Another overreaction in America leads to a teenager being arrested for making a joke online. #PoliceState
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The Sick Chirpse Guide To The Egyptian Revolution
Morsi? Mubarak? Military coup?! Get clued up about Egypt and the revolution in this simple guide.
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Six Badass Women Climb The Shard To Protest Against Shell’s Arctic Drilling
Six Greenpeace protesters are currently climbing up The Shard – the biggest building in Western Europe – to protest against Shell’s oil drilling in the Arctic.
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There Is A Petition In America To Make R. Kelly’s Ignition (Remix) The National Anthem
America is the land of the free and home of the brave, but if petitioners get there way then it could be the land of sipping coke and rum and being like so what I’m drunk.
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Official Petition To Have Piers Morgan Deported From The US
A redneck started a petition to deport Piers Morgan for his comments on guns. So Piers invited him onto his show to have a ‘debate’, which just descended into a shouting match between a smarmy bellend and an enraged crazy person.
