There’s a reason this dude is smiling so hard in the photo; he’s still optimistic that he’s going to strike it rich following his decision to allow a hyena to feast on his penis.
Witch Doctor Convinced Man To Let Hyena Eat His Penis Read More »
When you’re rushing to get your magazine or newspaper onto the shelves it’s easy to make small errors. Or MASSIVE errors like these…
Everyone knows that Peter Griffin’s chin resembles a pair of balls, but one Reddit user has clocked onto another character with a crudely-shaped body part.
Ever Noticed The Secret Penis Hidden In Every Episode Of Family Guy? Read More »
The jury in the trial of Max Clifford had to be sent out after bursting into laughter this afternoon as an alleged victim gave evidence in relation to the celebrity PR man’s penis size.
Jury At Max Clifford Trial Sent Out For Laughing At His 2.5 Inch Penis Read More »
This is the problem with browsing the Internet while on a live TV news program – you never know what you might stumble across.
VIDEO: News Anchors React In Horror After Accidentally Showing Penis On Screen Read More »
How many different ways are there to draw a penis? This guy drew a unique penis for his wife every day for 365 days.
VIDEO: Husband Draws Penis On Wife’s Whiteboard Every Day For A Whole Year Read More »
Someone was so inspired by the man with two dicks’ Reddit AMA that he’s filmed a conceptual movie trailer about him.
‘The Man With Two Dicks’ Now Has His Own Movie Trailer Read More »
The streets of Philadelphia might finally be safe to walk again.
Police Arrest Philadelphia’s ‘Swiss Cheese Masturbator’ Read More »
Over on Reddit, there’s a thread going on where people share photos of potatoes shaped like penises – here are the best ones.
Way to slip at the vital moment dude.
Rabbi Sued For Accidentally Severing Baby’s Penis During Bris Read More »
Every year there’s a compilation of all the emergency room visits in the United States and as you might expect there are a bunch of doozies on there.
What Did People Get Stuck Up Their Butts This Year? Read More »
Why the hell would anyone want to do this? And why the hell is is way weirder than you would ever imagine?
VIDEO: Dead Moth Gets Inflated Read More »
If you work for the council and employ someone to put up the Christmas lights in your city, you should probably avoid pissing them off.
Buzzfeed have finally made a good video about one of the weirdest topics imaginable.
The Most Bizarre Genitalia In The Animal Kingdom Read More »
The controversial treatment is making its way over to the US and UK despite its risks of water snakes swimming up your penis.
Man Goes For Eel Exfoliating Treatment, Eel Swim Up His Penis Read More »
In between drinking Buckfast and stabbing each other, it turns out the Glaswegians can be pretty hilarious.
VIDEO: Glasgow Firework Display Creates Massive Penis In The Sky Read More »
This is probably the best ‘building that looks like a dick from space’ picture yet and it’s even better because the building in question is a Christian Science Church.
Christian Science Church Looks Like Giant Dick From Space Read More »
A Chinese bachelor on a cold streak cut off his penis because he wanted to stop thinking about sex. He then cycled all the way to the hospital but mindlessly left his penis at home.
Chinese Bachelor Cuts Off Penis Because He Wants To Stop Thinking About Sex Read More »
A 66-year-old gentleman popped one pill too many and ended up with a permanent boner that eventually had to be amputated.
Man’s Penis Amputated After Viagra Overdose Read More »
PETA has come out with a shocking announcement – women who eat chicken while pregnant are more likely to give birth to sons with small penises.
PETA: Eating Chicken While Pregnant Will Affect Your Son’s Penis Size Read More »
The dos and don’ts of the dick selfie, based on the colourful life of Anthony Weiner’s trousersnake.
Here’s an honest and funny animation about problems men face after they’ve taken a pee.
Funny Animation Explores Key Problem Men Have After Peeing Read More »
An Australian man stuck a fork down his urethra in the pursuit of sexual gratification. Check out how far he got it.
Man Sticks Fork Up His Jap’s Eye In Pursuit Of Sexual Gratification Read More »
Maybe when you get shit faced you might lose your wallet or your keys, but surely not your dick? That’s what happened to this guy.
Man Gets Drunk And Wakes Up Having Lost His Manhood Read More »
Remember the man with the 10 stone scrotum? He’s getting his own TV show
The Man With The 10-Stone Balls Gets His Own TV Show Read More »
Drawing strategically-placed penises into newspapers is making a comeback across the UK – check out the funniest ones.
Penis-Drawing Craze Sweeping The UK (Kinda NSFW) Read More »
Someone has created an app promising to teach females how to masturbate properly. Do they need the help? Or should men be downloading this app instead?
HappyPlayTime: The New App That Teaches Girls How To Get Offf Read More »
It’s good to see that finally – after $800m and 9 years trawling around the surface of Mars – one of NASA’s Mars rovers has done something worthwhile.
NASA Mars Rover Accidentally Draws Penis On The Surface Of Mars Read More »
We’ve all read stories about religious leaders doing some pretty sick stuff in the name of religion, but this pastor actually managed to convince his followers that his penis contained sacred “holy milk”.
Brazilian Pastor Convinces Followers His Penis Contained “Holy Milk” Read More »
I know you’re all completely overwhelmed by the shocking and groundbreaking news recently, fiscal cliffs and all, so let’s lighten the mood with two old favourites rolled into one – space discoveries and dick jokes.
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