Everyone is a pussy.
So it begins.
Wait until you see where this goes.
A real mystery.
You wouldn't want to share a cell with this guy.
Dan Bilzerian's life + zombies basically.
Dinner is served.
If you're gonna go hard, you might as well go the whole hog.
That's one way to stop people speeding.
What a power couple these two psychos would make.
Michael Bay was hired to endorse the new Samsung high definition television. Unfortunately things didn't go to plan when the teleprompter broke.
A granddad who won a competition called 'I Want To Get Grandpa Laid' on the Howard Stern Show has died shortly before...
Next time you think you had a sucky childhood, ask yourself if you would ever write anything like this in your mother's...
You just have to look at an atomic explosion to know you shouldn't go anywhere the fvck near it. That wasn't enough...
Robots can apply for driver's licenses. Nevada is awesome.