Usain Bolt’s Olympic Lover Just Revealed The Size Of His Dick
The detail everyone wants to know.
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Peep Show’s Super Hans Has Finally Scheduled A Date For His First London DJ Set
Party time in the capital.
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Another Teenager Just Got Brutally Hacked To Death In London
When will it end?
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London Looks Set To Get Its Own Fellatio Cafe
Priced at just £50 a session.
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China’s Elevated Road Bus Is Officially Real And It Looks Like A Fucking Deathtrap
This will surely end in disaster.
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Corona SunSets Festival Is Putting On London’s Best Beach Festival This Saturday
This is going to be the party of the summer.
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You Can Now Order A Pineapple To Any Office In London Because Why The Fuck Not
Because pineapples make the perfect gift… maybe?
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Woman Tweets That She Loves The Waterstones Twitter Account Guy; Marries Him 4 Years Later
Memes really do come true.
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Christopher Lambert Has Revealed There’s A Mortal Kombat 3 Movie In The Works
There’s no denying a Mortal Kombat movie in 2016 would be completely sick.
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Should We Get Rid Of The “No Sportswear” Rule In Clubs?
If a club won’t let you in because you’re wearing a pair of Adidas, it’s going to be shit anyway.
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The Interior Of This Mysterious 265-Year-Old London Mansion Is So Creepily Awsome
One of the most extraordinary mansions I’ve ever seen.
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This UK Gang Managed To Spend £7million Worth Of Monopoly Money
That takes a serious amount of balls.
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This Royal Guardsman Who Fainted Was The Best Part Of The Queen’s 90th Birthday Celebration (VIDEO)
None of the other guardsmen even gave a shit.
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Body Shaming Adverts To Be Banned Across All Public Transport In London
Nice one Sadiq Khan.
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Irishman Living In London Backs Brexit ‘Because Immigrants Are Stealing Our Jobs’
You honestly couldn’t make it up.
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This Couple Got Busted Having Sex On A Public London Night Bus (NSFW)
Just spring for the Uber dude.
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Guy Fights Kebab Shop Owner For Free Kebab; Gets Absolutely Lamb Donnered To Oblivion
Fighting for a real cause.
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This Kid Who Supposedly Fought Off An Armed Robber With His Umbrella Is So Full Of Shit
Is this story legit or is this kid having us on?
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Pizza Hut Is Now Offering Beer Infused Crusts
Would this even be nice?
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Trafalgar Square Might Become A Golf Course
This has to happen.
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This Little Kid Did Some A+ Trolling At The London Marathon On The Weekend
What an absolute savage.
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London Is Getting Its First Naked Restaurant
The waiting list is already at 5000.
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Man Who Spent £280K To Look Like ‘Ken’ Rushed To Hospital After His Body Rejects New Nose
His nose looks like how yours feels on a Friday night.
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Here’s How The London Anti-Austerity Protests Went Down Yesterday
150,000 people showed up to demand David Cameron’s Resignation.
