As many of you know, Aston Villa’s time in the Premier League came to an end on Saturday with a 1-0 defeat to Manchester United at Old Trafford after one of the worst seasons ever in the history of the division.
One man who wasn’t present for that game was one time (heavy emphasis on ‘one time’) Villa hero Gabriel Agbonlahor who has been left out of the team recently following an incident that saw him pictured with a shish pipe whilst on holiday in Dubai and the fact he’s become a fat slow fuck over recent years. Since then he has been described as out of shape and overweight and placed on a personal fitness course by caretaker manager Eric Black.
It might be assumed that this would be the wake up call that the once fairly decent forward might need to get his career back on track, but it seems like this is far from the truth as Agbonlahor was pictured getting smashed on laughing gas and partying in London on Saturday night when Villa’s relegation was finally confirmed.
The pictures were taken at the Mayfair Hotel and you can clearly see a bunch of nos canisters all over the floor and one with a balloon in Agbonlahor’s mouth. It was said he also hung out in the bar and downed shots whilst hanging out with his entourage. I suppose it was a relegation party of some sort? Fair play. I mean, there’s nothing wrong with partying, but when your team’s just been relegated you should probably take it easy on the nos until the end of the season, at least.
Anyway, whilst this probably won’t come as much of a surprise to Villa fans given how much of a wanker Agbonlahor has been most of his off pitch career (cheating on his long term girlfriend, having three different kids with three different women at least), it’ll still probably be a blow for them as the name of their once proud club continues to get dragged through the mud. Everyone else is probably just laughing at them, especially me because I’m a Blues fan. See you next season.