Well, this is grim.
Product substitution at it's finest.
Pull the other one mate.
I can't believe people like this actually exist.
For the man who simply doesn't have the time or inclination to grow one.
Such a Kanye move.
Obviously been watching too much Harry Potter.
It's an extremely rare condition known as a cutaneous horn.
This is actually really upsetting.
Definitely more likely to make you ill than going to bed with wet hair.
Complete psycho celebrity move.
Robot takeover - imminent.
Finally, Telford is famous for something.
If this looks like you, then it could be your lucky day.
Hair is really gross, so why someone would spend their time making art out of it I will never know.
Animals with their fur removed look really f*cking weird.
This guy is about to win JD's competition to become the new face of their company for 2014.
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