5 Things I Never Want To Hear My Girlfriend Say While We’re Having Sex
Whatever you say in bed – don’t say any of the following.
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What’s The Creepiest, Most Obsessive Thing You Have Ever Done?
Reddit users were asked about the creepiest, most obsessive thing they have ever done. Here are some the responses.
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Guy Trolls Cheating Girlfriend Hard When She Tries To Get Back With Him
This guy got meme-heavy on his his ex girlfriend after she tried to get back with him via text.
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Guy Spends 4 Years Lip Syncing Around The World To Propose To Girlfriend
Really wanted to like this guy, but ended up absolutely hating him.
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Top 4 Things Men Need To Sacrifice Before Settling Down
Why do we ever give up the bachelor life? It seems a shame to have to pack in the following four staples of the single life.
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WTF Is Avril Lavigne Doing Making This Dubstep Track ‘Hello Kitty’?
Even if you think Avril Lavigne is the dumbest music video then you need to watch ‘Hello Kitty’ because you won’t believe how dumb she’s become.
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Oscar Pistorius Took Acting Lessons Before His Murder Trial Began So He Could ‘Perform’ In Court
A top South African journalist says her “close friend†– a famous South African actor – coached Pistorius shortly before his trial for murdering his girlfriend got underway.
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You Won’t Believe What Dr Dre Wrote In This Letter To His Girlfriend 20 Years Ago
We know Dr Dre has a way with words from his raps, but he can also translate that into an awesome letter to his girlfriend.
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Girl Vanishes Down A Well During Sex, Boyfriend Runs Away And Leaves Her There
A half-naked woman had to be rescued by firefighters from the bottom of a well after falling in while having sex with her boyfriend in a park in Spain. Her boyfriend just pulled his pants up and ran off.
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What Constitutes A 10? The Definitive Ranking Guide
I can’t tell you how much it annoys me to hear people saying “wow, look at her! She’s a 10.†No she’s not. 10/10 means perfection. Is she really perfect? No. No one is.
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VIDEO: Watch Deleted Scene From The True Detective Finale
Although the True Detective finale was pretty awesome, it did leave a lot of unanswered questions – this deleted scene might answer a couple of them.
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Police Officer Kills Girlfriend’s Puppy And Texts Her A Picture Of It
Police officer Alec Eugene Taylor beat his girlfriend’s Jack Russell terrier puppy to death with a mop and then sent a picture of its dead body to its owner – his girlfriend.
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Nintendo Nerd Stabs Love Rival With Zelda Master Sword
A man fought off his girlfriend’s ex-husband by stabbing him twice using a Master Sword he had hidden in the closet.
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Woman Finds Out Boyfriend Has Been Cheating On Her, Destroys His Whole Life In One Facebook Status
This guy got straight up demolished in one single status – here’s why hell definitely has no fury like a woman scorned.
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VIDEO: MMA Fighter Gets Knocked Out, Proposes To Girlfriend Inside The Cage
Proposing to your girlfriend right after getting knocked out and having the ref step on your head isn’t really the done thing. Is Rey Trujillo concussed?
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Is This The Weirdest Question Ever Asked On The Internet?
The guy asking this question got a really bad break. Fortunately for everyone else, his pain is hilarious.
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This Guy Pulled The Ultimate Troll Move On His Girlfriend On Valentine’s Day
This Breaking Bad-themed prank made for a great V day trolling, but how could she have turned the tables?
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Man Dumps Girlfriend Down 10ft Manhole, Leaves Her Trapped Inside for 60 Hours (VIDEO)
Footage of a man in China throwing his girlfriend down a 10ft manhole – full story behind the madness here.
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Couple Die Having Sex In Car
Couple make the fatal mistake of leaving the engine running when they pulled into a garage to get it on – here’s what happened.
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Man Arrested For Liking Woman’s Status On Facebook
A Memphis man has been sent to prison after liking his ex-girlfriend’s Facebook status – click through for full story.
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VIDEO: Girl Is Devastated To Discover The Dude She’s Grinding On Is Gay
Girl loving life as she grinds up on some dude, realises he is in fact gay.
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This Guy Was Arrested For Attacking His Wife While Wearing This T-Shirt
A 23-year old Oregon man was arrested last week for beating up his wife during an argument in front of their 3 kids, all while wearing a T-shirt that read “She’s kind of a slutâ€.
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VIDEO: Guy Brings White Girlfriend To Barbershop In Harlem – What Happens?
What would you do if a black man brought his white girlfriend into a predominantly black barbershop, and one of the hairdressers began giving them grief?
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Sick Chirpse Christmas Gift Guide
Stuck for what to get your nearest and dearest this Christmas? Not to worry, Sick Chirpse is here to help with five of the most unique and must-have items of Christmas 2013.
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VIDEO: Guy’s Anniversary Prank Backfires Massively
When being a prankster is your career, you’ve gotta make sure your girlfriend isn’t one step ahead of you.
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Introducing The Twinsie — Like A Onesie But For Couples
The twinsie – a onesie for couples – has arrived. Will you be forced to wear one?
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Stranger Exposes Random Cheating Dude By Tweeting His Photo, Noel Clarke Gets Involved
A guy on Twitter has just baited up this man massively by tweeting a picture of him after he heard him bragging about cheating on his girlfriend.
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Chinese Bachelor Cuts Off Penis Because He Wants To Stop Thinking About Sex
A Chinese bachelor on a cold streak cut off his penis because he wanted to stop thinking about sex. He then cycled all the way to the hospital but mindlessly left his penis at home.
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5 Couples We All Know And Loathe
From the sickening to the enviable, here is a list of 5 types of couple that you love to loathe.
