The new table allows you to move closer to your date if you're 'feeling it'.
What a piece of work.
Can you blame him?
Nobody has ever liked finding out that they’ve been cheated on by their significant other, but the real question once you discover...
What a way to go.
This went horribly, horribly wrong.
Jackass never dies.
'You took my life, now I'm taking yours.'
Rumours of his death were greatly exaggerated.
This story just gets worse and worse.
He dumped his girlfriend after an injury.
One hell of a bender.
She plays along with it too.
Dead bodies everywhere.
The attack featured 'significant violence' and left her with 'several injuries'.
Not sure if I could be as chill as this dude.
Carrey looked deep within himself in his quest for fulfilment.
That’s definitely not going to hold up in court.