His name is Jonty.
They can't find the clitoris.
Closer’s lawyers claim Kate received “exaggerated” compensation for her upset.
They might have a point.
Best idea ever.
186 years in the closet.
Return to form.
This puts Donald Trump to shame.
Aldi are absolutely killing it.
Satanic bitch rap.
You don't see them like this anymore.
Deflecting the blame.
There's no doubt about it - this was a race-related attack.
50 shades of creep.
Fact or fiction?
This is getting messy.
What a bunch of pussies.
Wrong kind of coke dude.
Sorry for the inconvenience dear.
Faith in football fans restored.
Horror movie contender of the year right here.
'I wouldn't want anyone - not even my worst enemies - to go through what happens to this statue.'
The sad thing is, he's probably right.