How do I get my tickets?
Worst news ever.
Nightmare on Elm Street marathon then?
You can't argue with these.
If you thought Sylvester Stallone’s muscular physique in the Rocky movies was the result of some sort of special effects wizardry or...
That explains a lot.
Fountain of youth.
Another reason to cut down the sauce.
This is what classes in 2017 look like.
What a transformation.
The idea that exercising keeps you healthy is clearly Fake News.
Wake up call.
Consider this your spade to get out of that rut.
That’s how you bounce back.
Sweden has it all.
What was he thinking?
I'll drink to that.
Lycra can be so unforgiving.
WeightWatchers do one.
Here’s how you get abs of absolute steel.
'Always be confident around women - chances are their vagina looks like a roast beef sandwich.'
It might be gross but it could be the answer.
If you do anything in 2016, make it this.
FINALLY - the pill we've all been waiting for.
Welcome to the world of suspension BASE jumping.