Girl Goes On Absolutely Insane Text Rant When Guy Refuses To Sleep With Her Because She’s Sick
It literally goes on for days and days.
The Internet is a disturbing place.
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So being asleep is an excuse for a multitude of crimes now, apparently.
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Someone wasn’t paying attention in medical school.
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Turns out driving a tube train can really mess you up.
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They don’t call him John ‘Woodcock’ for nothing.
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This fish is going to have straighter teeth than you.
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“Good lord, Beyonce’s cousin is thicker than racial tensions.”
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Who knew consonants and vowels could be so filthy.
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Yeah, because the main reason I don’t hire a private jet is convenience.
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Madonna is well on her way to losing the plot.
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Optical illusion or the real life Gandalf? You decide.
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Life is plastic, it’s fantastic.
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She has also plotted to slice off the fingers of a guard while trying to escape.
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This sounds like one of the wildest nights in history.
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Ever been so drunk you picked up a tree and drove it round town?
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