When you're so woke you need to go back to bed.
Not the answer he was looking for.
Finding religious leaders instead of Pokemon sounds like a blast.
He's lucky to be alive.
Oh my days.
Here's a novel way of reviving a knocked out competitor in an organised charity fight - give him a hand job.
Not sure if you would actually want to do this though.
The must see PPV event of the year.
Maybe these two can make some sense of it.
One trick pony.
The award for most pathetic person of the year goes to...
Dreams can come true.
Feel good story of the day.
Some people are describing this story as karma at its cruelest.
Floyd Mayweather's even getting involved.
The worst man for the job.
This is something we would pay to see.
"Yes, I organised a golf tournament that had cute girls in bikinis serving drinks."
"Do you deep fry your fingers before you bite your nails?"