What a mess.
Must be tough.
Sounds like a great relationship.
Should be a given.
Sometimes it’s great to have an energy drink to get you pumped up for whatever mundane task lies ahead of you, but...
The bed is not a place for a goldfish.
It's a miracle.
One of the worst things about sleeping in a bed with someone is probably that – sleeping in a bed with someone....
Silence is not golden.
The master of terror strikes again.
It's not looking so good for the East Midlands.
We all had to start somewhere.
Can't believe this works.
The demonic doll is back.
Not even The Rock got his first time right.
Dark Justice strike again.
The keys to the kingdom.
It's the new height of fashion.
Telling it like it is.
Four more years of this crap.
Totally deranged behaviour.
Can the tales of Pokemon Go related woe get any stranger?
Not getting married.
No more embarrassments in the bedroom.