Every day something new seems to come up about Armie Hammer, and this time it’s that he has a private Instagram account that he only lets a few friends follow where he posts pictures and videos that I guess he doesn’t want associated with his main account.
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In one video the 34-year-old shared, he’s in the Cayman Islands with a lingerie-clad babe in his bed, who he refers to as “Miss Cayman”:
This has already caused a bit of a stink with the Miss Cayman Islands Universe Committee, with Armie issuing an apology to Cayman Compass in which he clarifies the woman in his bed is definitely not Miss Cayman:
I would like to clarify that the person in my video, which was stolen from my private Instagram, is not Miss Cayman.
I am genuinely sorry for any confusion my foolish attempt at humor may have caused. My deep sympathies to Miss Cayman, who I don’t know, and to the entire organization, as I had no intentions of implying she was actually Miss Cayman.
In other images and videos, he talks about having to take a drugs test in order to meet the conditions to see his children. He is absolutely thrilled to discover that DMT doesn’t show up in drugs tests, because guess what? He’s been doing DMT, duh!
All this begs the question – why would he DM girls about his cannibalistic fantasies from his main account if he’s got this private account set up on the side to protect himself? Maybe he got sloppy? Maybe he wanted to get caught? Or maybe he was boozed up or off his face on something? I don’t know, but if you’re a celebrity DMing women about your fucked up sexual fantasies or posting about how you need to get drug-tested before seeing your kids, then you have to expect that sort of thing to leak to the public one day. Fake Instagram account or not.
To be fair, it seems like the guy doesn’t even care – because he’s been posting milkshake photos on his fake account like it’s just another regular day:
Armie hammer is just posting milkshake photos on his finsta and not giving a shit about any of this pic.twitter.com/vfWhFq0fJ4
— Armie hammer is a rapist (@Papa_Smur) January 15, 2021
Just so funny to think he’s kicking back and enjoying a milkshake while the whole world talks about him being a cannibal. Which to be fair, is the only real issue here. Nothing wrong with him doing DMT and shagging women in the Cayman Islands. I mean he’s just doing drugs and getting laid – we should all be so lucky! The rest of the accusations though? Probably going to be a while before we see Armie Hammer in another movie again, if ever.
For the 2013 Playboy interview in which Armie Hammer called himself a ‘dominant lover’, click HERE. It all makes sense now…