The American justice system is still trying to get to the bottom of whether Amber Heard took a big, steamy dump in Johnny Depp’s bed (pics HERE), and there’s now another twist in the tale after Amber Heard took to the stand this morning…

Indeed, Amber Heard has gone for the classic ‘blame it on the dog’ approach. The dog ate Johnny Depp’s weed stash as a puppy and apparently developed chronic bowel issues. This culminated to that fateful night in 2016 when the dog climbed into Johnny’s bed and pooped in it. As Heard had left for Coachella with her friends, Depp’s housekeeper Hilda Vargas discovered the poop and was left ‘horrified’ and ‘disgusted’. So much so that she took photos and texted them to Johnny.

Vargas has already given evidence in court, saying she believed the faeces in the bed was from a human – ruling out that it could have come from the couple’s two dogs, Pistol and Boo, as the pets couldn’t reach the bed on their own. Depp claims Heard already told him it was a ‘harmless prank’ when he confronted her over it.

I’m not sure why they’re spending so much time on whether Amber Heard pooped in Johnny Deep’s bed given this whole trial is supposed to be a defamation lawsuit surrounding an article Heard wrote about domestic abuse in 2018. Depp claims the article irreparably damaged his career, even though Heard never mentioned him by name.

In fact an ACLU lawyer admitted recently that they ghost-wrote the article for Amber Heard in exchange for $3.5 million (which she never paid). Maybe Depp could sue them and all?