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An Energy Drink Has Been Banned Because It Contains Viagra

Sometimes it’s great to have an energy drink to get you pumped up for whatever mundane task lies ahead of you, but I didn’t think it was possible to down one in preparation for getting an erection.

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This was the case until recently down in Zambia though, where it’s been found that the Power Natural High Energy Drink SX contains viagra after a Ugandan man drank a bottle and complained about suffering from a six hour erection afterwards. Once the Zambian regulatory board realised this, they immediately banned the drink but bizarrely this has actually made it become more popular, with many shops across the country bootlegging it and actually advertising it as an aphrodisiac. So jokes.

The statement from Ndola City Council said the following:

Results from both Zimbabwe and South Africa correlated with those obtained from the Foods and Drugs Laboratory indicated a positive presence of sildenafil citrate.

However, the raw material samples tested negative therefore confirming the alleged adulteration.

The Ndola City Council has also suspended the production of Natural Power SX Energy Drink until remedial measures are put in place to the satisfaction of all the mentioned regulatory authorities.

Right. What a bunch of spoilsports – just sell the stuff as it clearly seems like the people want it doesn’t it?

The thing about this though is that I feel like it could spark some kind of war between Uganda and Zambia. Like the Zambians must surely be pissed off about the stupid Ugandans ruining  their cheap boner maker for them and getting it banned, surely that’s enough for them to pick up arms and kick the shit out of them? Just saying it could be the start of some pretty serious shit down there.

For more erections, check out this new gel that boosts your erection and makes you better in bed within minutes. Would prefer the energy drink though tbh.


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