We Went To See Pacific Rim
Guillermo del Toro new sci-fi epic Pacific Rim may be stupid, but it’s stupid like a fox.
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TV’s Sabrina Gets A Harsh Lesson In Reality When Her Kickstarter Project Sets A Record For Lowest Ever Take
Former child star Melissa Joan Hart has learned that Kickstarter projects don’t work out so well when nobody cares about them.
Conspiracy Theorist Vs Rational Person: Lady Gaga
We’ve debunked quite a few theories using our fool-proof Conspiracy Theorist Vs Rational Person model. It’s now time to tackle the rumours surrounding a high ranking alleged Illuminati puppet: the evil Lady Gaga.
The Man Of Steel Whips And Chains
Superman might be the big dollar maker, but his creator was left so skint he had to switch the spandex for leather.
North Korea VS America
With tensions rising between both countries, we here at Sick Chirpse are here to hold your hand and talk you through it all. It’s North Korea VS America!
Bring Me The Head Of Seth MacFarlane
It seems that Seth MacFarlane really rubbed a lot of people the wrong way with a bunch of his childish and sexist jokes at this year’s Oscars ceremony but really everyone just needs to get a grip and stop getting so angry about it. Here’s why.
Batman_LDN Discusses The Oscars
Batman_LDN has an opinion on everything. Obviously that includes the Oscars – both last night’s Hollywood lovefest and Oscar Pistorius. Check out his thoughts here. Gareth Bale is involved too.
5 Things We’ve Learnt From The 2012 US Election
A lot of interesting things have happened during the course of the recent presidential election. Here are five of the most interesting/historic/whacky/racist.
A Sick Chirpse Plea To America: Elect Obama Again
As the 2012 Presidential election looms over us, Sick Chirpse gets to the nitty gritty of why Barack deserves another four years in charge.
Cosplay
Cosplay is a cultural phenomenon that consists of dressing up like your favourite movie, cartoon or video game characters. It may seem really geeky (it is) but it can also help fuel your creativity.
The US Remake Of The Inbetweeners Is Actually Good!
The Inbetweeners US is actually really funny! It’s like the same but like different in a like totally awesome way! Wooo! Go Team!!
Chris Brown Gets A New Tattoo: Rihanna’s Beaten Face
The biggest dick move in the history of body art was revealed today as legendary dickhead Chris Brown showed off a tattoo of Rihanna’s beaten face.
Robocop Remake Announced – It Sounds Totally Shit
The leaked script to the upcoming remake of the 80s classic has us suitably worried about Detroit’s top law enforcement officer.
Chad Kroeger & Avril Lavigne Are To Wed, So Just How Will It Go Down?
With yesterday’s report that Chad Kroeger and Avril Lavigne are to get married, Sick Chirpse considers how this wedding to end all weddings will go down.
Aokigahara – Japanese Suicide Forest
100 Japanese commit suicide here at Aokigahara yearly. Not a pretty subject so unsurprisingly there’s some fairly rotten pics coming up. Enter the forest at your peril…
Katy Perry’s Bra Deemed Too Dangerous And Subsequently Banned
Who knew that a bra could be so dangerous?
TWITTER TRENDING: YOU OWE ME HEAD
Twitter’s bringing people together all over the world as they justify their oral sex entitlement.
RETURN OF THE SLATZ – PART 1: YOU’VE GOT TO MOVE IT, MOVE IT
Slatz returns to Sick Chirpse with more stupid stories about his stupid life.
SWEET POTATO BURGERS WITH CAJUN WEDGES
Recipe for vegetarian sweet potato burgers with cajun wedges.
