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Kim Kardashian’s Best Friend Is Opening A School For Rich Kids To Learn About Diamonds And Caviar

Sounds like a daycare centre for utter twats.

It’s not enough that we live in a world where you can be famous for being Kim Kardashian’s best friend. The best friend in question has announced that he’s opening a school to teach “wealthy kids from all over the world” everything from types of caviar to what leather seat to buy for your private jet. Seriously.

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Restaurant owner Jonathan Cheban is opening the school inside the Trump Tower (of course) and reckons the stuff he’ll be teaching is of the upmost importance for rich kids to survive:

This is the social stuff you need to know to survive in a city like this with a lot of money. If you are buying a diamond you need to know the clarity and if you are buying a private jet you need to know the different leathers and seats.

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They’ll also learn about “private aviation, social media and types of caviar”, as well as other “unspecified economic lessons”.

The teachings will reply upon Cheban’s knowledge of upper-class lifestyles, similar to a lifestyle company he started up known as ‘The Dishh’ which advises people on where to go and where to eat.

The people I really feel sorry for are the staff that are going to have to teach at this school. We all know school kids are absolute terrors, but just imagine a class full of rich kids? I mean is North West going to be a student there? You won’t even be able to assert your authority on them because they all know they’re richer and more important than you already. Pure nightmare for any teacher.

Still, if you need to send your child to a school like this in order to ensure they survive in the “real world”, there’s something really depressing and sad about it and I swear that’s not just the jealousy talking (OK maybe a little bit).

For more rich kid action, check out how these jammy Chinese kids living the dream.

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