iPHONE 5 RELEASED TOMORROW
Rumours are circulating the web that Apple’s latest project, the iPhone 5, will be released tomorrow. Giga.de have made a mock-up prototype, here’s some pics and a video of it.
CHIRPSES
CREEPIEST MCDONALD’S ADVERT EVER
In the Far East, McDonald’s are trying a different approach to market their fast food…..by making the scariest adverts ever!
HAPPY, HAPPY FAMILIES
A story about being angry and powerless and the burning black resentment that gradually grows in the pit of your stomach as you realise that most of the world doesn’t care about you and your trivial problems.
WTF NEWSPAPER HEADLINES
Newspaper headlines can be funny things. Here’s a selection of some of the funniest we’ve found on the web.
ALESSIO RASTANI – ‘I GO TO BED EVERY NIGHT AND DREAM OF ANOTHER RECESSION’
Alessio Rastani, is he real?
EEL SLIDES UP MAN’S PENIS DURING HEALTH SPA TREATMENT IN CHINA
Zhang Nan was relaxing in his favourite health spa over in China when a 6 inch eel slid up his penis and into his bladder. Ouch?
SATELLITE SET TO IMPACT EARTH ON FRIDAY NIGHT
There’s a 5 tonne satellite hurtling towards earth as we speak. There’s a chance it will hit Britain. Sheeeeet.
NICOLAS CAGE IS A VAMPIRE
Sooo……it looks like the question we’ve all been wondering for our whole lives has finally been answered. Nicolas Cage is a vampire.
PRAYING MANTIS DOES THE YMCA
The praying mantis gets it’s name because of it’s typical prayer like stance, but who would have thought that one would be capable of busting out the YMCA dance moves?
JIM CARREY DECLARES HIS LOVE FOR EMMA STONE
Jim Carrey declares his love for Emma Stone in a weird video. Old news I know but I missed it so maybe you did too.
STEVEN MAGEE MANAGES TO EAT ‘THE BIG ONE’
Steven Magee has broken the world record for eating the biggest English fry up – wait until you see what it contains…
EVEN MORE MONEY THAN SENSE
Help is at hand if you have more money than you know what to do with, starting with these suggestions…
IPHONE USERS ARE SLUTS
Ever thought of making a graph comparing your brand of smart phone with how much $ex you have? Somebody did.
TETRIS PORN
Tetris Smut: Using Tetris blocks to create pornographic imagery. Why didn’t I think of this before?
SHERLOCK HOLMES IS A BADMAN
I’m sure Danny Dyer hasn’t got him on his ‘Ardest Man list, and Ross Kemp isn’t skirmishing 221b Baker Street, but trust me; our very own Sherlock Holmes is NAILS.
JIM CARREY SINGS RADIOHEAD’S CREEP
Jim Carrey rocked up to a hipster bar in New York and played a Radiohead cover. That’s a normal thing to do right?
HOW STRESS IS KILLING YOU
Here’s an infographic explaining how your daily stress is killing you (but don’t stress about it)…
BEAR GRYLLS GIVES HIMSELF AN ENEMA
Just when I thought Bear Grylls couldn’t shock me anymore, he goes and gives himself an enema out on a raft in the middle of the Pacific.
GETTING DRUNK: THE REALITY
This interactive video shows you what you think you look like when you’re drunk, and what you probably actually look like.
DANNY MACASKILL IS BACK: INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTIONS
Remember Danny Macaskill? That guy who totally ripped it on his bike? Well he’s back with an even doper video.
