WE WENT TO A VICE PARTY… AND HERE’S WHAT HAPPENED
I went down to Vice’s Project X Party which was a bit like being an extra on the set of Skins.
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A DAY IN THE LIFE OF THE INTERNET
The average time spent fapping is 12 minutes each day by internet users.
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DANNY DYER – YOU FACKIN’ MUG!
Some guy called ‘Glasgow Limmy’ managed to get hold of Danny Dyer’s mobile number (god knows how) and decided to give him a couple of prank calls. Here’s what he ended up with.
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THE SECOND MAN
Enter the mind of a deviant. Stalkher.
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FUNNY EXAM ANSWERS
The funniest and most random exam answers all in one place.
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GAME OVER FOR PAC-MAN
Has Pac-man used all of his continues?
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EUTHANASIA ROLLER COASTER
The euthanasia roller coaster is designed to kill its passengers, so make sure you double check the sequence of loops the next time you’re in the queue at Alton Towers.
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JAMES MARTIN’S DELICIOUS FAUX PAS – LIVE ON AIR
I thought there was only one James Martin – turns out I was wrong!
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Woman Scams Nigerian Scammers
I write to you with great happiness as I bring the good news about a holding amount of $1,300,000 dollars that needs to be transferred into your bank account ASAP.
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10 WAYS TO WIN EVERY ARGUMENT WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND
Remember, his Mum is the key.
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JAPANESE FART ART
These Japanese drawings from over 300 years ago show more than just Japanese culture, they demonstrate a slight obsession with farting.
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How To Have An Acid Trip, Without Taking Acid
What better way to start a fresh Monday morning than experiencing an acid trip without actually taking acid.
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Haye Vs Chisora – Big Match Preview: Who’s The Biggest Cunt?
Last night British boxing had it’s darkest hour yet, thanks to current no. 1 cunt of England, Dereck Chisora.
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THE LIFE AND TIMES OF MICK MCCARTHY
What made Mick the man he is today? Lets take a delve into the wonky faced bastards colourful past…
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FOOTBALL SPONSORSHIP VIDEO NASTIES
Remember when footy sponsorship was beaut? Whats gone wrong? Everything I’m afraid.
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THE FLIP SIDE – GIRLS AND BOYS SWAP ROLES AT THE BAR
Ever wonder what would happen if guys and girls switched it up when you went to the bar?
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PIERS MORGAN IS A TWAT
Piers Morgan is a twat.
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SANDRO WILL FUCK YOU UP
Sandro has some lairy fighting tekkers up his sleeve. BOSH! KAPOW! WOOF!
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BREADING IS THE NEW PLANKING
Planking was last year’s internet craze. This year’s craze could be breading: putting bread on your cat’s head and taking a photo of it.
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NO ANSWERS
This is when there are no words and no answers. This is the closest to the truth that I will ever get.
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SICK SCORPION KICK
A First Division Bolivian footballer scores an absolute peach of a scorpion kick.
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FAN HANDCUFFS HIMSELF TO THE GOALPOST DURING EVERTON VS MAN CITY MATCH
A fan has handcuffed himself to the goalpost during the Everton VS Man City match.
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WORLD’S COOLEST FLIGHT ATTENDANT
Instead of making boring ass announcements on your flight, this flight attendant beatboxes and raps them.
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DISPOSABLE DIARIES – THE BOOK
Gordon Armstrong carries a disposable camera with him wherever he goes and now he’s made a book with all his photographs in.
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Fast Food: The Reality
Everyone knows that the shitty burger you pick up from your local Maccy Ds NEVER looks like the one they advertise on the billboards, but did you know it was this bad…
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EBAY CLOTHING STORIES – JAWBREAKER HOODIE
This is the dumbest ebay blurb I have ever seen.
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ANDREW WK – THE PAST TEN YEARS
Andrew WK announced he is touring his classic I Get Wet album. What’s he been up to in the last decade?
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STEPHEN HAWKING GETS LOADED
Best Halloween costume ever!
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14 KIDS. NO SEX.
Trent Arsenault, 36, is a human sperm bank. 14 kids, and counting, yet he’s still a virgin.
