MAN HAS THUMB REPLACED WITH BIG TOE
James Bryne accidentally chopped off his thumb during a DIY accident, so his surgeon decided to replace it with his big toe.
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RETURN TO ZORK. RETURN TO CURIOSITY AND TOTAL DESPAIR!
I examine the very ambitious but overblown graphic sequel to the legendary series of text parser based games. Although very dated it is worth checking out.
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FAVORITE NEW TUMBLR: TEXTS FROM BENNETT
Texts from Bennett Tumblr: These are text messages I exchange with my 17 year old cousin Bennett.
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SHIT TATTOOS
Rosie Brovent, from a trailer park in Ohio, is seeking…
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MILEY CYRUS ADMITS SHE’S A STONER
Miley Cyrus admits she smokes too much weed in this video.
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WIN YOUR NEXT FIGHT
UFC legend Bas Rutten shares practical (if somewhat mental) advice on self defence in street fights.
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SAMSUNG DISSES IPHONE USERS IN NEW ADVERT
Samsung’s new advert portrays Apple iPhone users as being dorky, obsessive, wannabe-creative geeks, which know isn’t true, cos they’re all complete sluts!
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I WAS REALLY DRUNK WHEN I WROTE THIS
I wrote this when I was really drunk. I don’t remember ever writing it, but I woke up in the morning and there it was, glaring at me. It seems alcohol releases the frantic darkness festering in the damp recesses of my brain.
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INUDGE: SPEND THE NEXT 5 MINUTES OF YOUR DAY MAKING SOME MUSIC
iNudge means your nan can make some music without the faintest knowledge of sequencers, VSTs or even basic musical knowledge.
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HOW TO WIN AN ARGUMENT
Follow these 38 steps to winning an argument against your girlfriend/boyfriend/brother/sister/teacher/landlord or parole officer.
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PAKISTAN BANS ‘DONG’ AND 1,700 OTHER WORDS FROM TEXT MESSAGES
Pakistan have banned words like ‘Ass Bagger’, ‘Ass Monkey’, ‘Cock Cowboy’, ‘Dong’, ‘Athlete’s Foot’, ‘Jesus Christ’, ‘Fairy’ and ‘Glazed Donut’ (?!?!) from being sent in text messages.
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INSIDE AIR FORCE ONE
Experiencing a flight inside Air Force One is something that only a hand full of people can say they’ve done, so here’s your next best option, a bunch of photos taken from inside the President’s jet.
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MALCOLM BRENNER REVEALS SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH DOLPHIN
Malcolm Brenner got fucked up on acid and LSD in the 70’s and ended up fvcking a dolphin for 9 months. A tale of forbidden love – ‘It’s like Romeo and Juliet except Juliet is a 400 pound dolphin.’
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SICK CHIRPSE CHRISTMAS LIST #1
With Christmas approaching we’ve got a few items on our Christmas list that we’d like you to buy us. Thanks.
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THE PERFECT GAME
The Sick Chirpser returns and tells you how to bed a girl within 8 hours of meeting her – also known as The Perfect Game.
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DALSTON SUPERSTARS
The Real World according to Dalston has finally arrived.
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89 YEAR OLD BARONESS STICKS FINGERS UP AT PEER IN HOUSE OF LORDS
After Lord King of Bridgewater disses Baroness Trumpington of Sandwich in the House of Lords he’s met with an almighty ‘fvck you’.
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QUSTODIAN – MAKE MONEY ON YOUR SMARTPHONE DOING NOTHING
Qustodian sounds too good to be true. Well it isn’t.
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Best Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Ending Ever
What do you do when you’re faced with the million dollar question? Act like a complete badass.
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LIFE: PHOTOS FROM THE PAST
Life magazine dedicates it’s 75th anniversary edition to a hardback coffee table edition, packed full of wonderful photos from the past century.
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MARIO BALOTELLI GOES TO WWE EVENT WEARING MARIO BALOTELLI SHIRT
Mario Balotelli just gets better and better.
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DATING ARIANE
What is the best way to waste time on the internet? By trying to get into the pants of a computer generated woman, obviously.
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FOUR MIDGETS RELAY RACE AGAINST A CAMEL
The title says it all really.
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IS LANA DEL REY A FRAUD?
Is the music by the golden girl of indie as fake as her lips are?
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STOP MOTION VIDEO: I LOOK & MOVE
“Every second our planet is spinning you, but you can begin to twist our peace himself. Every day you are able to go ahead in order to be happy and make happy others. Yes, it is not so simple. “
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LADY GAGA – MARRY THE NIGHT (THE WEEKND & ILLANGELO REMIX)
The Weeknd remixes everyone’s favourite man-in-drag ‘Lady Gaga’.
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CHATROULETTE EVOLUTION: BATTLE ROULETTE
There’s a new Chatroulette in town, it’s called Battle Roulette, and it SUCKS!
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MODESELEKTOR & THOM YORKE – SHIPWRECK
Check out the new Zombie/Halloween inspired video from the collaboration between Modeselektor and Thom Yorke.
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MOVEMBER’S MOUSTACHE MADNESS
To honour Movember 1st 2011 I’ve compiled a collection of what can only be known as the most impressive moustaches the world has ever known, or you know the ones I could find…
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SEEING A 3D MOVIE? USE PROTECTION
A woman has claimed that she became pregnant after seeing a 3D movie.
