North Korean Assassin Caught In South Korea With James Bond Type Weaponry
The image above may look like any normal flashlight, but the truth is that this flashlight holds three bullets and can kill you in an instant. SICK!
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Jake From Two And A Half Men Has Become A Devout Christian, And Is Telling People To Stop Watching The Show
Heed Angus Jones’ message: fear God, fear hell and turn off your blasphemous devil-worshipping televisions. What an idiot.
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Cannibalism – On The Rise?
I’ve noticed a glut of cannibal stories in the news recently. Should we be worried? Or should we just chow down? Discuss….
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The Sick Chirpse Guide To Art: Tate Modern
Do you like modern art but hate the pretentiousness that surrounds it? Well do not worry as Sick Chirpse have got this one sorted. This is the (immensely well-informed) Sick Chirpse guide to the Tate Modern’s latest exhibition, Energy and Process.
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Abseiling Santa Gets Beard Stuck In Zip-Line
I fvcking hate Christmas so this video of a guy dressed as Santa getting his beard stuck in a zip-line while abseiling is pure gold.
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You’re All Invited To Susan Boyle’s ‘Anal Bum Party!’
The genius/retarded marketers behind Susan Boyle’s album launch have got themselves in a very sticky situation after a massive Twitter related fucked up.
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Green Day Are Dead
It looks like Green Day have lost so much touch with who their audience is even supposed to be these days that they’ve just become this weird bubble of nothing that is floating aimlessly between real genres.
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Hate Christmas? Then You’ll Love These Photos Of Exploding Toys
Hate Christmas as much as me? Good. You’ll enjoy these photos.
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Sexy People – Everyone Loves A Portrait
Is it mean to laugh at the way people look? No, not if they look hilarious. That’s their fault, not yours.
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Scouting For Girls Suck More Than a Jimmy Savile Zombie
Seriously. Fvck Scouting For Girls and fvck you.
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Huge Bomb Explodes Next To News Reporter During Live CNN Broadcast
This guy will probablty get a bonus or promotion when he gets back to the confines of his safe offices back in the States for keeping his cool and getting on with his job. Respect.
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British Airways Cause Online Stir After Re-tweeting Racist Tweet
British Airways appear to be in a spot of web-based marketing trouble after re-tweeting an abusive and racist tweet that was sent to them by one of their followers.
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Too Fat To Face Execution
Robert Post feels he shouldn’t be killed on death row as he’s put on a bit too much Terry. But how fat do you really have to be to get away with murder?
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NeverWet: Possibly The Greatest Invention Since The Internet
NeverWet is a brand new product that can cover anything in a superhydrophobic coating that makes anything water or oil-based shoot right off it. It looks pretty groundbreaking.
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What’s It Like To Crash A Plane? Here’s Our Pilot Friend’s Account When He Almost Did Just That
So one of our old buddies now flies big aeroplanes for a living and was in a spot of trouble the other week and thought he was a goner. Here’s his account of what went down.
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Woman Names Her Newborn Twins Barack Obama And Mitt Romney
The world lost their minds to the Obama vs Romney orgy, but no-one did so more than this woman who named her newborn twins Barack Obama and Mitt Romney. Mindfuck.
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Watch Mitt Romney’s Epic Decline In Real Time
If you go on Mitt Romney’s Facebook page and hit refresh every second then he loses about 10 fans. It’s a lot of fun and a great way to track his descent into obscurity in real time.
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What Girls Think Of The Word C**t
Ever felt frightened, disgusted and appauled by the C-word? Ever cried when someone called you the Big-C? Ever cut yourself while thinking about vaginas? A young ladies’ thoughts on the word CUNT, vajazzling, opression and feminine hygeine.
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5 Things We’ve Learnt From The 2012 US Election
A lot of interesting things have happened during the course of the recent presidential election. Here are five of the most interesting/historic/whacky/racist.
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The Balcony
What do you do when you’re in Valencia? Spy on people in the park from a balcony and see if you can convince them to steal your stained boxers that you left in the square of course.
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Best New Tumblr Find – White People Mourning Romney
A lot of dumb, fat, old white people were really pissed off that Barack Obama was re-elected as American President on Tuesday and Mitt Romney was kept out of the White House. Here are some of the dumbest reactions.
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Milly Cooks Us Some Bagels
Here’s some fresh material from our home girl Milly that sees her cook it up for her special guest DJ, London party promoter and Hip Hop connoisseur: Spin Doctor.
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Google’s In Your House
We take a look at Google’s next project, Google House View.
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Woman With Black Belt In Tae Kwan Do Survives Shark Attack By Punching It In The Face
I’ve always called bullshit whenever anyone’s ever said that you can fend off a shark attack by punching it in the nose…
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Sick Chirpse Dirty Disco: Oldboy In The Mix
Oldboy swung by the studio to record us a fiesty mix to get us wavey just in time for our November party.
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BRAND NEW Sick Chirpse T-Shirts: November Drop
We’ve held back on these for a few weeks because we wanted them to be just right and after going back and forth between designers and printers many times, everything has finally come together just how we want it.
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Dame Judi Dench Represents Lethal Bizzle’s DENCH Clothing Line
Judi Dench speaks on radio about her love for Lethal Bizzle’s DENCH clothing line. What a G!
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American Apparel Backlash After Storm Victims Were Targetted With ‘Sandysale’
American Apparel are under fire this morning after targeting storm victims with a coupon voucher to redeem 20% off their next purchase – but really, was it such a bad move?
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Hurricane Sandy Is Here!
Party time!
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Why Hurricane Sandy Will Destroy You
Hurricane Sandy’s a’coming! But what’s the big deal you say? How about the fact that Sandy’s being classed as The Perfect Storm?
