Lion Sightings in Essex – Seems Legit
Heat-detecting helicopters, forty police officers and tranquilliser-toting zoo experts were searching for a lion in an Essex village at the weekend.
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Best New Tumblr Find: Selleck Waterfall Sandwich
We all love sandwiches. And waterfalls. And Tom Selleck’s beautiful mo. But what happens when we combine the three? Magic.
Sick Chirpse 2nd T-shirt Drop
Our 2nd drop t-shirts are now available to buy from the Sick Chirpse store.
Nukemap: Drop A Nuke On Your Current Location
Did you ever wonder what devastation would occur if a nuclear bomb was dropped on your current location? Well now, with the help of Nukemap, you can find out.
On A Facebook Detox
How do you feel about your Facebook addiction? Fancy taking a break some time? It may happen sooner than later…
How To Do A Sick Chirpse On A Only Way Is Essex With Big Wangers
This week Batman_LDN is trying to get a titwank off the TOWIE cast.
Hoverbikes Are Finally Here
Hoverbikes are awesome, but I always thought they were just a Star Wars fanboy’s unrealistic wet dream. Until now.
World’s Weirdest Underwear
We look at some of the weirdest underwear from around the world. The pants on the car is from Russia, obviously.
Olympic Smoke Rings
Ignore the Ash falling from the skys and keep waving your flag for Team GB. Why Cameron and Boris are using the Olympics as a plaster for the gash and a smoke screen on your tele box.
Sick Chirpse X Awesome Merch Competition!
This is the one guys and girls! We’ve been hyping up this competition for a while now, and after a brief drunken meeting with Awesome Merch over the weekend, it’s finally happening!
Vintage Footage of a Monkey Jockey Riding a Greyhound Like a Horse
Vintage footage of a monkey somersaulting and riding a greyhound, complete with classic commentary.
Baby Elephant Running And Farting Will Brighten Up Your Day
Elephants are cool. Always have been. This video justifies their existence as total dudes and will brighten up your shitty day.
Chain Emails – Carry On Reading, Or You Will Die
The nonchalant death threats disguised as comments on social networking sites. We’re all doomed.
The Grossest Picture You Will See Today. Or Probably This Month.
This is really, really rank and pretty unbelievable too. You’ve been warned.
Why Screwing The Boss Will Bite You In The Ass
Every girl has considered fvcking the boss to get ahead right? Well here’s why it doesn’t work.
Idris Elba (aka Stringer Bell from The Wire) Is Now A Rapper
Idris Elba is the cool, calm, collected bad boy of the British acting scene…well he was anyway. Now he fancies himself as the new 50 Cent. Check out his new rap song.
Usain Bolt, Man Or Machine?
We look at the athlete that has set the Olympics alight – quite literally.
Doctor P’s New Song ‘Galaxies & Stars’ Sounds Very Familiar
Doctor P’s new track ‘Galaxies & Stars’ sounds very familiar to a few tracks I used to listen to as a kid, can you hear it?
Hey Hipster, Why Are You Wearing A Bindi?
Hipsters making the bindi seem trivial. By wearing one. I’m sure they’ll appreciate the irony.
How To Do A Sick Chirpse On Jessica Ennis
This week Batman’s back at the Olympics trying to get some of Jessica Ennis’ pubes stuck in his teeth.
The Weirdest Creatures In The Ocean
I know we’ve all seen weird critters from the depths on telly and shit, but I bet you haven’t seen any of these fuckers…
Eastern Electrics – The Best Bits
Sometimes, it’s not about the bigger picture, but all about the best bits. Here’s the best of Eastern Electrics festival, just for you.
11 Year Old Kid Asks Snoop Dogg For Sexual Advice
If I could have asked one person for some sexual advice in my teens, it most definitely would have been Snoop Dogg.
Twitter Parody Accounts You Need To Follow
We’re addicted. You’re addicted. Who gives a fvck. Twitter is everywhere and so are parody accounts. Here’s a shit-load from the top drawer. Enjoy Fuckers.
Bosch Boshes Bloke With Bottle
What happens when one drunk guy tries to ruin the Olympic 100 Metres Final? Judo Champ Edith Bosch kicks his fvcking ass.
