Adam Johnson Offered 15 Year Old Girl He Is Accused Of Sexual Activity With Money In Order To Meet Him
This guy.
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The Way This Guy Was Arrested For Failing To Pay His Student Loan Is Absolutely Terrifying
Thought you could get away with not paying back your student loan? Think again.
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Scientists Have Discovered A Way To ‘Delete’ Your Unwanted Memories
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind is now a reality.
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Apple Rejects Government’s Demand To Allow Them Access To Encrypted Data
Great news for anyone out there who values their privacy.
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RAF Jets Scramble To Intercept Two Russian Bombers ‘Heading For UK Airspace’
The mind games continue.
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China Is Displacing 9000 People To Make Room For A Giant, Alien-Hunting Telescope
If anyone’s going to find aliens in 2016, it’s China.
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Social Worker Fired After Buying Sex Toys And Lingerie For Mental Patients
Maybe he thought it would solve all their problems.
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Eagles Of Death Metal Frontman Says Lives Would Have Been Saved If Parisian Fans Had Guns
The sad thing is, he’s probably right.
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SAS Sniper Beheads ISIS Executioner With Bullet During ISIS Mock Execution
Sweet, sweet irony.
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Woman Arrested After Giving Birth To Corpse’s Baby
She liked to get down with the dead.
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Martin Shkreli Claims He’s Been Scammed Out Of $15 Million
Karma’s a bitch.
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Research Shows Over 750,000 People Who Use Tinder Are Infected With Crabs
You’ll never want to swipe right again.
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World’s Most Unfortunate Piglet Born With Testicles Instead Of Eyes
Factory farming at its best.
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Titanic II, An Exact Replica Of The Original Ship, Will Set Sail In 2018
What’s the worst that can happen?
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Adam Johnson’s Text Messages To 15-Year-Old Girl Are Downright Embarrassing
“I will last 10 seconds tho lol”
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Leading Cancer Researcher Found Dead In The Woods In Full Festish Rubber Suit
So many unanswered questions.
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Here’s How A Slice Of Pizza Finally Helped Capture A Notorious Serial Killer
Pizza saving the world one serial killer at a time.
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British ISIS Fighter Who Called Himself ‘Supaman’ Returns To UK Because Syria Was “Too Cold”
Classic pussy terrorist move.
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Conservative MP Moves In With Parents So He Can Save For His Mortgage
The catchline… he’s paid £74,000 a year of taxpayer’s money.
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Jeremy Kyle And Wife Divorce After 3 Year Affair And Reports Of Drunken Abuse
Pot. Kettle. Black.
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Goodwill Are Encouraging People To Donate Their Ex’s Stuff This Valentine’s Day
Great idea – everyone wins except your stupid ex.
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Russian Teacher Kills Friend In Debate Over Prose V Poetry
He couldn’t accept his friend felt that prose was the better literary genre.
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7-Year-Old Kid Given Lifetime NRA Membership After Suspension For Carrying Pop Tart Gun
This is like an episode of Brass Eye or something.
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CM Punk’s UFC Debut Has Been Delayed (Again) Due To A Back Injury
Is this fight ever going to actually happen?
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Listen To This Cannibal Explaining What It Was Like Eating His Gay Lover
Finger licking good.
