NEW FOO FIGHTERS SINGLE!
Foo Fighters debut new single
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HOW COULD MY BOYFRIEND DESTROY HIS OWN FACE?
It’s got to be a clip from the Jeremy Kyle show.
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JENNIFER ANISTON GETS A HAIRCUT
If you’re going to get a new hairstyle, would you really get it the same day as Justin Bieber? And is it even a different hairstyle??
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JUSTIN BIEBER GETS A HAIRCUT
On a day when Colonel Gaddafi uses fighter planes to attack his own people, the top news story is some 17 year old kid who looks like a lesbian getting a haircut
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Resident Evil 4 In Real Life
Some geeks decided to act out Resident Evil 4 in real life. Not how you would expect.
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BRAP OR CRAP: A REVIEW OF ATOMIC BURGER OXFORD
Atomic Burger: Brap or Crap
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Charles Bronson Kills Hipsters
Pretty much what it says in the title. Including Jeff Goldblum!
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MAN SMASHES PICTURE OF AC SLATER
Why would anybody hate AC Slater this much?
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BRITNEY SPEARS RELEASES NEW VIDEO FOR ‘HOLD IT AGAINST ME’
Don’t call it a comeback!
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MAN HAD KNIFE STUCK IN HIS HEAD FOR FOUR YEARS
In China, you can get stabbed in the face and they will just leave the knife in your skull for four years
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PRESENTER SERENE BRANSON GARBLES WORDS AT THE GRAMMYS
If you’re gonna speak complete gibberish probably best not to do it at one of the TV EVENTS OF THE YEAR
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APP INVENTED TO HELP YOU FIND A CONDOM
New York is the city that never sleeps. Now it’s also the city that you can always find a condom in. thanks to a new Iphone app.
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The Rock Returns To WWE Raw
Finally, The Rock has come back home
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BIZARRE DALE BENNETT OWN GOAL!
Check a video of Dale Bennett’s bizarre own goal for Watford against Burnley in the Championship this weekend
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MAD MEN YOURSELF
AMC are letting you create a cartoon character of yourself in the style of Mad Men. That’s fvcking cool right?
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WHO IS ARCADE FIRE?
The whole world seems to hate the fact that Arcade Fire won the grammy for best album because nobody in the world seems to know who they are.
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FOO FIGHTERS DEBUT NEW SONG WHITE LIMO
Foo Fighters sure know how to say Happy Valentine’s Day
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RUSSIAN CITY BELGOROD BANS VALENTINES DAY
No celebrations of love in Belgorod this Monday!
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MILEY CYRUS SPEAKS OUT OVER BONG HIT
Everyone’s favourite jailbait (although not anymore) talks about her own ‘smoking gun’
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THE CHIRPSE FILES: PLUMP DJS
Larry from the Plump DJs takes part in the first of a new series on Sick Chirpse – The Chirpse Files
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WEIRD JAPANESE ZOO DRILL
How do you prepare for the possibility of an escaped rhinoceros?
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NEW LIMP BIZKIT ALBUM SET TO BE RELEASED!
Finally the wait is over!
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JAPANESE HOLE DIGGING COMPETITION ATTRACTS THOUSANDS
Thousands flock to the annual hole digging competition outside of Tokyo
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MARK ZUCKERBERG’S STALKER PRADEEP MANUKONDA SPEAKS!!
The bizarre reasons why Pradeep Manukonda started stalking Mark Zuckerberg are revealed!
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STOP DROP ROLL REVIEW
Review of the debut night of Stop Drop Roll featuring Ms Dynamite and Sick Chirpse favourite Mosca
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MARK ZUCKERBERG IS BEING STALKED ON FACEBOOK
Fresh from being hacked, the CEO of Facebook experiences another problem he helped create
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MISS OF THE WEEK
A new semi-regular feature on Sick Chirpse brings you the best miss in the previous week’s football
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CONTROVERSIAL GROUPON AD AIRS DURING SUPERBOWL
Timothy Hutton and making fun of the decline of Tibetan culture can only add up to trouble…….
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LINKIN PARK ARE COMPLETELY WEIRD
Linkin Park ditch their nu-metal sound for a completely freaky performance on Saturday Night Live.
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Most Illegal Thing I Have Ever Seen In The History Of Wrestling
I have seen a shitload of wrestling in my time, but this is definitely the dumbest, most illegal thing I have ever seen
