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Girl Has To Get 250 Stiches In Her Vagina After Being Hit By Water Jet At Blackpool Pleasure Beach

NEWS / MF Jones

OUCH.

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LISTEN: The Audio Of Noel Gallagher Ripping TIDAL And One Direction Is Great Stuff

MUSIC / MF Jones

The greatest interview ever.

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Jimmy Kimmel Asks A Bunch Of Kids If They Love Their Mum Or Dad More, Dads Get Completely Crapped On

TV, VIDEOS / MF Jones

Apologies to all the dads out there.

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Floyd Mayweather Changes His Mind Over Manny Pacquiao Rematch After Saying He Lost Respect For Him

NEWS / MF Jones

Well, that’s that then.

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Man Sabotages Woman’s Parachute So It Won’t Open, She Survives 4,000 Feet Drop And Now He’s In Trouble

NEWS / MF Jones

Whoops.

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Grown Man Accidentally Kills 18-Month-Old Child With Undertaker’s Old Finishing Move

NEWS / MF Jones

Don’t try this at home.

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Moron Films Himself Robbing $150,000 From Bank, Gets Arrested After Sharing Video On Instagram

NEWS / MF Jones

OFFICIALLY the dumbest criminal ever.

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School That Refuses To Teach Sex Education Dealing With Chlamydia Outbreak Amongst Students

NEWS / MF Jones

Irony of ironies.

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Chris Brown Returns Home To Find Crazy Stalker Has Moved In, Posts Picture Of Her Online

NOT THE NEWS / MF Jones

Utterly terrifying.

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Former Prostitute Suing Her Ex-Boyfriend For Saying That She WASN’T A Prostitute

NEWS / MF Jones

The first time in history.

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Terrence Howard Says His Wife Extorted Money From Him By Threatening To Leak Photos Of His Tiny Penis

NEWS / MF Jones

It’s hard out here for a pimp.

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Noel Gallagher Craps All Over Jay-Z’s TIDAL: Here’s A Rundown Of His Most Classic Quotes

MUSIC / MF Jones

We could listen to this guy talk crap about people all day.

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Girls Are Playing ‘Tinder Games’ Where They See Who Can Get Men To Buy Them Pizza First

FOOD, NOT THE NEWS / MF Jones

Good for them.

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GTA V Modders Have Created A Gun That Shoots Cars Instead Of Bullets

GAMING / MF Jones

Why not?

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Cameras Caught This Vicious Attack On A Gay Couple At New York Restaurant And The Footage Is HORRIFIC

NEWS, VIDEOS / MF Jones

Gay bashing in 2015 – unbelievable.

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McDonald’s Are Bringing Back The Hamburglar And He Looks TERRIBLE

FOOD / MF Jones

This guy is an insult to the legend of the Hamburglar.

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Watch The Awkward Moment A Woman In A Wheel Chair Wins A Treadmill On ‘The Price Is Right’

VIDEOS / MF Jones

God has a twisted sense of humour sometimes.

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We Have Our First Official One Direction Beef: Zayn Malik Vs Louis Tomlinson (And It Was All Started By Naughty Boy)

NOT THE NEWS / MF Jones

Zayn pretty much just crapped all over Louis’s existence.

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New Virtual Reality Theme Park Opening In Utah Looks Completely Out Of This World

GAMING / MF Jones

This looks like Quasar on crack.

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Real Life Shawshank Redemption: Man Who Escaped From Prison Is Caught After 56 Years On The Run

NEWS / MF Jones

Respect to this guy.

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Tony Hawk Pro Skater Is Making A Comeback On Next Gen Consoles — Here Are The First Screenshots

GAMING / MF Jones

Finally, it’s back.

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The Celebrity Version Of The Jeremy Kyle Show Looks Like It Would Be Must-See TV

TV / MF Jones

Some celebrities are MADE for the Jeremy Kyle show.

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Most Hardcore Pizza Boy Ever Manages To Deliver Pizzas Despite Getting Stabbed And Carjacked

FOOD, NEWS / MF Jones

We need more pizza boys like this.

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This Girl Was So Jealous Of Her Boyfriend’s Ex-Girlfriend That She Went To The Funeral Home And Dissected Her Corpse

NEWS / MF Jones

Taking girlfriend/ex-girlfriend beef to a whole new level.

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Here Are The Baltimore Protest Pictures That The Media Doesn’t Want You To See

PHOTOS / MF Jones

Peace and love don’t sell papers.

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This Czech Teacher Was Fired After Her Pupils Discover Her Porn Videos Online

NOT THE NEWS / MF Jones

Stills from the video within the post.

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Floyd Mayweather Says He’ll Gladly Give Manny Pacquiao A Rematch In The Most Predictable News Story Of The Week

NEWS / MF Jones

We’re all suckers.

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Beyonce Completely OWNED Rihanna On The Met Gala Red Carpet Last Night

NOT THE NEWS / MF Jones

Beyonce just took a giant dump all over Rihanna’s head.

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Friday The 13th’s Jason Just Joined The Mortal Kombat X Cast And His Fatalities Are Absolutely BRUTAL

GAMING / MF Jones

Mortal Kombat X just got turned up ANOTHER notch.

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P Diddy Made An A+ Cologne Advert Except It Just Got Banned Because He’s Having Sex With Cassie In It (NSFW)

TV, VIDEOS / MF Jones

P Diddy = big time mogul moves.

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