Noel Gallagher Craps All Over Jay-Z’s TIDAL: Here’s A Rundown Of His Most Classic Quotes

We could listen to this guy talk crap about people all day.

Noel Gallagher gave an interview for Rolling Stone where he basically shat on Jay-Z’s TIDAL venture (you’ll see what he said below), and it reminded us how refreshingly honest and brutal Noel Gallagher is whenever he’s asked to offer his opinions on pretty much anything.

Here’s a list of Noel Gallagher quotes that had us cracking up as we recounted them:

Jay Z

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On Jay-Z & TIDAL

Do these people think they’re the fuckin’ Avengers? They’re going to save the fuckin’ [world]… I was speaking to Chris [Martin] the day after, and I said, “Are you after a Nobel Peace Prize? Is that what you’re after? They were like, “We’re going to fuckin’ save the music business.” And I’m just sitting there, thinking [imitates smoking weed] you might want to write a decent chorus for a fuckin’ start. Never mind fuckin’ royalties and the ‘power of music.’ Write a tune. Fuckin’ start with that.

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