You Can Now Get Breast Milk, Blue Cheese And Absinthe Flavour Lollipops
‘These lollipops won’t bring back childhood memory; they’ll bring up animal instinct.’
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These Kids Apparently Remember Being Killed In Previous Lives And It’s Too Weird For Us To Deal With
We would suggest killing them with fire but they’d just come back again and murk us.
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Why Did We Just Watch This Artist Give Birth To A Dolphin?
Wait till you see what she does with it after it’s born.
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Sick Chirpse Reader Confessions #5
Admit what you did.
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The First Official Promo Picture For Blink 182 W/ Matt Skiba Is All Kinds Of Wrong
Seriously wait until you see this.
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In The Most Violent City In America You Can Carry A Semi Automatic Weapon Around Like It’s No Big Deal
This surely isn’t a good idea, is it?
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Watch Tinder Conversations Take Place In Real Life
This highlights how ridiculous the whole Tinder phenomenon really is.
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This Man Was Just Caught Masturbating At Blackfriars Train Station And Is Now On The Run (NSFW)
Can’t get caught more red-handed than this.
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Here’s A Video Of Gnarwolves Playing On A Barge In Camden Over The Weekend
‘Playing on a barge was one of the most surreal experiences of my life.’
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John Travolta’s Creepy Kiss At The Oscars Has Naturally Spawned A Bunch Of Hilarious Memes
The Internet strikes again.
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Check Out The World’s Tiniest Rodeo – A Frog Riding A Beetle
He definitely lasts more than 7 seconds.
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Vanilla Ice Arrested For Home Burglary
I guess those royalty cheques finally ran out.
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26 Of The Most Diabolical Children’s Playgrounds Ever Built
Keep your kids as far away as possible.
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Creepiest And Weirdest Sea Monster Ever Washed Up On The Beach In Germany
Just what the hell is this?!
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Sick Chirpse Reader Confessions #1
You guys are even more screwed up than we thought.
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Here Are 17 Of The Dumbest Outfits Ever Worn On The Cat Walk
Fashion peeps – explain these to us please.
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You Can Now Marry Your Pet (100% Legit)
Roses are red, violets are blue, you’re getting hitched to your dog because no humans like you.
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Weirdest Videos On The Web: Creepy Bangladesh Guy
That’s more than enough Internet for today.
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Weirdest Videos On The Web: Transvaginal Mesh Failure
This will make you want to quit the Internet.
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Every Weekend Whilst You Get Tanked, These Guys Hang Out In The Local Pool Wearing Mermaid Tails
Most of us spend our weekends getting smashed, whereas this lot prefer to get splashed.
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This New App Allows You To Block Your Annoying Friends In Real Life
Time to say goodbye to overly-opinionated Oliver and beyond-boring Beatrice.
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China Has Started Mass Producing My Little Pony Inflatable Dolls For Men To Bone
Apologies in advance – this is seriously disturbing.
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Weirdest Videos On The Web: ‘Desire’
It’s midnight – let’s get weird.
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Feeling Lonely? This New App Will Pretend To Be Your Boyfriend/Girlfriend
If you’re going to fake having a partner, you might as well be convincing.
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This Is A Video Game That You Control Using Your Vagina
It’s like playing Temple Run with your foo-foo
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WATCH: Shia LaBeouf Just Released A Video Of Himself Fighting The Kid From The ‘Chandelier’ Video
Shia LaBeouf just got weird again.
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Man Working The Night Shift At Ghetto Petrol Station Films Compilation Of Crazy Characters
This is the last place on Earth you want to work.
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Creepy Diver Gives Massive Tiger Shark An Orgasm By Rubbing Its Chin
Comes with a really creepy commentary too.
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20 Awkward Family Christmas Photos That Should Never Have Been Taken
Seeing photographs like this make me glad for my family’s lack of traditions.
