Things are getting tetchy in the run up to the election.
He's led a troubled life.
What was he thinking?
You can run, but you can't hide.
Snitches get stitches.
This is attempted murder, surely?
Everybody needs good neighbours.
Lager lager lager lager.
Something to do in your old age I guess.
She said that a neighbour gave her the box.
This story is completely unreal.
All thanks to Theresa May.
How the Grinch stole Christmas.
Least he spent it on something worthwhile.
The neighbour from hell.
The police investigation has been called off.
These are what cops in Canada look like.
Not exactly leaving the world at peace.
Going out in style.
As good a reason as any.
Another day in sunny Florida.
"If I can't get in the cookie jar, I'm going to cut off my privates."