What a story.
Oh dear.
Not another one.
Of course there was.
It's been a roaring success.
No self-control whatsoever.
That's too bad.
What a victory.
Sporting.
Going down.
Real life Green Street.
The ultimate combination.
Chicken heaven.
Instant heart attack.
Nice try buddy.
Shut the fuck up bitch.
Put it away dude.
YOLO.
Have you tried any of these beauties before?
It's called Speciality Chicken and it's equal parts disgusting and delicious.
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