What a disgusting human being.
Day one and it's already disgusting.
What the actual f-ck?
Oh hell no.
Sure he was.
Justice is served.
How is this possible?
Sorry for partying.
Wanna live in a communal bathroom?
He's a goner.
When you've got to go...
The times are changing.
She's saved thousands on toilet paper.
Banksy does it again.
Have you seen him?
You can never be too careful.
Say goodbye to comfort breaks.
Office story from hell.
An accident waiting to happen (NSFL).
When a sentence starts with Florida man (or in this case, woman), you know that what’s coming next is usually pretty fucked...
Take it easy next time you've got a traffic jam in your colon.
Probably need some sensitivity training there.
Gotta be careful with your choice of words partner.
Best birthday present ever.