An accident waiting to happen (NSFL).
When a sentence starts with Florida man (or in this case, woman), you know that what’s coming next is usually pretty fucked...
Take it easy next time you've got a traffic jam in your colon.
Probably need some sensitivity training there.
Gotta be careful with your choice of words partner.
Best birthday present ever.
Nowhere is safe.
Keeping up with the times.
Discrimination is everywhere.
An extreme reaction.
This could easily be the setting for the next American Horror Story.
When you realise the bully life isn't for you.
The perfect excuse to stay in bed.
Dirty old man.
When you've gotta go, you've gotta go.
Don't pick up the soap.
Living the life.
Get a room.
"What we get up to is too kinky to say."
A return to the bar where all your favourite movie characters hang out and kill each other.
Love at first shit.
When dreams become reality.
A tad inappropriate maybe?
You sure about that mate?