No brainer really.
Sounds traumatic.
Oh lord that must have hurt.
Sure mate.
Oh hell no (NSFL).
Life saver.
Oh my days.
What?
Public service announcement.
Looks delicious.
It seems like people are always getting weird items stuck up their butt and having to go to the hospital to sort...
Not a good idea to sit on the toilet for a long time.
Good excuse.
Debunking the last taboo.
You could win £5000 if you have the most beautiful butthole in the world.
As you do.
Might be a good idea to remove the pencil first...
His hands and arms were tied and he was wearing a hood too. Just a normal day in West Virginia.
This sounds like something out of an 80's horror/sci fi movie but it terrifyingly happened in real life.