This Drunk Driver Was Pulled Over With A 15-Foot Tree Stuck In The Bonnet Of Her Car
Ever been so drunk you picked up a tree and drove it round town?
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Donald Trump Is Defending The Size Of His Dick In Actual Presidential Debate
2016 is literally the most bonkers year ever.
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This University Has Banned Energy Drinks From Being Consumed On Campus
The most pointless ban ever?
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US Student Held Prisoner In North Korea Forced To Apologise On TV
I can’t believe this kid is still there.
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This Girl Has Been Tweeting All The Weird Shit Her Boyfriend Says In His Sleep For The Past Four Months
‘I saw you with the apple. Whore.’
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Bret Easton Ellis Reveals What Patrick Bateman Would Be Up To Today
What do you think the American Psycho would be up to?
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Donald Trump Has Announced His Favourite McDonald’s Order And It’s Actually Ridiculous
Who the hell ever orders this?
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Mark Zuckerberg’s Response To Kanye’s $53 Million Debt Troubles Is Absolutely Perfect
Nobody fucks with the Zuckz.
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Stranger Returns The Partial Contents Of A Lost Wallet With A Brutally Honest Note
‘I kept the cash because I needed weed.’
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This Wasteman Used Tinder To Con Women Out Of £18K
He was working as a dog walker at the time.
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Scientists Have Discovered A Way To ‘Delete’ Your Unwanted Memories
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind is now a reality.
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Jeb Bush Posting A Photo Of His Personalised Handgun On Twitter Is So American It Hurts
Political power moves don’t get much more terrifying than this.
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Eagles Of Death Metal Frontman Says Lives Would Have Been Saved If Parisian Fans Had Guns
The sad thing is, he’s probably right.
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A Man Was Hospitalised After Sticking A Pencil Up His Own Butt Before Anal Sex
Might be a good idea to remove the pencil first…
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Burger King Announce They’re About To Start Serving Hot Dogs
Their biggest menu change since 1979.
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Donald Trump Calls Ted Cruz A ‘Pussy’ Live On Stage And The Crowd Goes Absolutely Wild
What other politician in the world could ever get away with doing this on stage?
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Man Gets His Penis Ripped Off After Trying To Have Sex With A Pit Bull
The damage was beyond repair.
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McDonald’s Are Now Getting Sued For $5Million Over Their Cheeseless Mozzarella Sticks
It’s getting serious now.
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Donald Trump’s 22-Year-Old Daughter Is Putting An Absolute Beatdown On Instagram
How did we not already know about this?
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Ohio Is Considering Making It Illegal To Have Sex With Animals
Surely that should already be a thing?
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ISIS Are Shitting Themselves After A Mystery Sniper Assassinated 3 Daesh Chiefs In 10 Days
ISIS are currently in a “state of terror” because a mystery sniper is making their lives hell.
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The CIA Just Declassified Thousands Of Photos Of UFOS And Secret UFO Documents
The CIA just released a whole bunch of previously classified photographs of UFOs above Britain, Germany, Spain and North Africa.
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The First Images Of An Unmasked Jihadi John In Syria Have Emerged
He may be dead, but we had never seen his face until now.
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Woman Marries Herself In Emotional Wedding After Failing To Find A Husband By Age 40
Solo marriage consummation, anyone?
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9-Year-Old Cries With Excitement When Mum Surprises Her With Trip To A Donald Trump Rally
America is completely screwed and here’s the proof.
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Donald Trump Says He Could Kill Someone On The Street And Still Not Lose Any Voters
Donald Trump just made the cockiest and most outrageous claim in political history.
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Donald Trump Just Pulled Off The Most Screwed Up Social Media Faux Pas In Political History
The man’s not fit to run a bath, let alone a country.
