Woman Who Publicly Praised Cryotherapy Froze to Death During Her Next Treatment
Irony served with a slice of icicles.
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Woman Selling Manky Old Sofa On Facebook Gets Trolled RUTHLESSLY
Forty quid? Bargain.
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Couple Narrowly Escape Death After Aeroplane Poo Smashes Through Their Roof
Meant to be good luck right?
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Man Joins Marathon On Final Kilometre, Takes 2nd Place And Almost Wins $7000
He was only caught out when everyone noticed he wasn’t even sweating.
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You Can Now Install A ‘Kardashian Blocker’ Onto Your Browser
Internet breakthrough of the year.
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Man Discovers His Niece Makes Adult Movies — Reacts In The Worst Way Possible
This really is the worst.
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This Sick Weirdo Got Busted Prostituting His Dog In Return For Sex With Farm Animals
Old McDonald would be horrified.
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Man Bitten By False Widow Spider In West London Left With Horrific Injuries (PHOTOS)
They’re known to crawl onto your head and bite you while you sleep.
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This Company Will Book You A Holiday To North Korea For A Mere £1,525
Pack your bags, we’re off to fuckin’ North Korea!
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This Dirty Scally Shoplifter Made £2 Million From Shoplifting On The High Street
She describes shoplifting as a ‘successful business’.
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Nando’s Took The Absolute Piss When This Woman Asks For Cheese With Her Chicken Wrap
This may be the cheekiest delivery of a customer’s extra cheese we’ve ever seen.
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London Coffee House ‘Fuckoffee’ Forced To Change Its Name After Local Bores Keep Complaining
Humour isn’t allowed in this part of London, apparently.
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Man Creates Pen That Will Automatically Write Essays And Answer Exams For The User
A modern day miracle if there ever was one. Praise be the lord. Take my money now.
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Crack Heads And Local Community Team Up In Alabama To Hunt Down ‘Leprechaun’
Just look at that eyewitness drawing…
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Parents FURIOUS After Pupils Found This Teacher’s Instagram Account (NSFW)
Bodybuilding or pornographic?
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Gary Lineker VS Piers Morgan: The Twitter Beef Escalates To New Heights
“Better be a goal-hanger than a phone-hacker.”
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Woman Discovered With Loaded Gun In Her Vagina After Routine Traffic Stop
Top marks for creativity with her choice of hiding place.
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This Dog Saved His Whole Family From Dying In A Blazing Inferno In The Most Spectacular Way
What have you achieved today?
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This Woman Was Found Masturbating With Uncooked Meat In Walmart
You’ve got the feel for the security guard.
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Floyd Mayweather Just Dropped The Most Incredible Tweet Ever Showing Off His Belt Collection
Is this literally the cockiest Tweet ever?
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Domino’s Just Absolutely DESTROYED This Customer In Two Simple Words
Domino’s, you absolute savage.
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The Selfie Championships Are Coming To London This Weekend
The winner takes home £1000 and a gold selfie stick.
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New LAD App ‘Party Hype’ Promises To Find You The Sexiest Girls And Hottest Clubs In Town
Officially the shittest app ever.
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Dealer Demands Money From Customer In The Most Savage Way Imaginable (NSFW)
WARNING: Brutal plot twist on this one.
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