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Man Accidentally Buys His Cat A ‘Pussy Snorkel’; Later Finds Out It’s Actually A Sex Toy

Cat Snorkel

Doh.

The Internet is a weird and wonderful place where you can pretty much find and buy anything your heart desires. So when you’re innocently trawling the Internet in search of a snorkel for your feline friend (who wouldn’t), a snorkel for your cat should be exactly the item you expect right?

Pussy Snorkel

Well not exactly.

This is what happened to Rudd Lubbers when he just wanted to have some fun in the water with his furry friend Mr Razzles.

After the experience with the Pussy Snorkel he purchased from Amazon he left a rather scathing review informing pet owners to stay away from the product. I can see where the mistake was obviously made, a “Pussy” is another word for cat but unless you enjoy a little bestiality in your spare time, you should probably not use this on your cat.

In their amazon review they were pretty annoyed it didn’t work so well on their cat…

I don’t know who’s idea this was, but I don’t think they thought it through very well. I ordered one of these for my cat, Mr. Razzles, and it took me forever to get it on his head — I don’t know what the makers were thinking, but it’s waaaay too big for the average house cat. Finally — after quite a struggle — I got it on and proceeded to throw Mr.Razzles into the pool. Well he absolutely FREAKED OUT! He thrashed around in the water for a minute or so before wriggling out of the pussy snorkel and the swam right for the side of the pool and climbed out before I could even get in the water with him for a nice swim. When I tried to put it back on him, he started hissing and biting and bolted out the backyard back into the house, where he hid under the credenza for THREE DAYS before my husband finally lured him out with some tuna. He’s been traumatised and distrustful ever since! I don’t recommend this for cat owners or bet lovers — it’s just a bad idea all round!

Well that’s one way to traumatise an animal for life. Sounds like Mr. Razzles knew exactly what a “Pussy Snorkel” was meant for and wanted to get the fuck outta there. Amazon is a gold mine for great reviews, kinda like when Kim Kardashian brought out a book and everyone tore it to shreds.

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